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How to avoid a speeding ticket

*cop pulls you over*

Cop: Can i see your liscense
You: I dont have one
Cop: Right, can i see the proof of ownership of this car?
You: Its not my car.
Cop: Well where is the owner?
You: I killed him he is in the trunk.

*Cop takes out walkie talkie and call over the commisoner*

Commisoner: Is everything all right sir?
You: Fine thank you.
Commisoner: This officer tells me you stole this car, you killed the owner, and you dont have a liscense. Is this true?
You: No. Heres my liscense and proof of ownership.

*Show him Liscense and proof of ownership*

You: and as you can see

*open trunk*

You: Theres no one in the trunk.

*Commisoner looks confused*
You: I bet he also told you i was speeding.

And thats how you avoid a speeding ticket.
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How to avoid a speeding ticket *cop pulls you over* Cop: Can

743 faves · 8 comments · Oct 25, 2010 11:29am

SmallFry

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thatgreen_gentlewoman · 1 decade ago
Yeah, and I saw this on Tumblr a few weeks ago. It was hilarious though. :)
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SmallFry · 1 decade ago
yes, thank you Broken_x lol.
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Broken_x · 1 decade ago
kso guys none of you made it up, its on a picture, so no neeed to go all "oh you jocked it from me"
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i2hott · 1 decade ago
lol!
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SmallFry · 1 decade ago
and i just looked all through your quotes and you dont have it
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SmallFry · 1 decade ago
yea turtle36765 i didnt get it from you and browneyegirl29 thats where i found it lol. i just changed it up to make it into a quote. i wasnt stealing it or anything i just thought it was funny. i didnt know it would get so many favorites.
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browneyegirl29 · 1 decade ago
@Turtle36765 you have know proof that she jocked it from you and any way if she did its fine its just saying she liked your quote... But any way back to me, While I was reading that I was looking at an app on my I touch and It was the excate same thing!!!! LOL :)
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turtle36765 · 1 decade ago
You totally jocked that from me i put that on her you could of at least of gave me credit
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