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ItzLexxie

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Member Since: 4 Sep 2010 10:32pm

Last Seen: 24 Feb 2013 04:14pm

user id: 123907

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  1. ItzLexxie ItzLexxie
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    Careful Kids,
    I guess it's legal for your parents to murder you.

  2. ItzLexxie ItzLexxie
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 3:20pm UTC
    Apparently, 1 in 5 people in this world are chinese.
    And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be 1 of them.
    It's not me, so it could be my dad, my mom,
    my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Hao-Chang-Lee.
    But it's probably my brother Colin.

  3. ItzLexxie ItzLexxie
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 5:24pm UTC
    Daddy always told me:
    "If boys dont like you,
    they are gay"

  4. ItzLexxie ItzLexxie
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 3:23pm UTC
    Dear life,
    when I said "can my day get any worse"
    it was a rhetorical question not a challenge

  5. ItzLexxie ItzLexxie
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 6:59pm UTC
    TEXTING
    Daughter: I just got a 100% on my Chemistry test!
    Dad: I'm so proud of you! - _ -
    Daughter: Why the awkward face?
    Dad: It's not an awkward face.
    It's a chinese smiley face because you're so smart!

  6. ItzLexxie ItzLexxie
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 10:53pm UTC
    Texting
    Me: :)
    Dad: Wipe that smile off your face
    Me: :

  7. ItzLexxie ItzLexxie
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    Mom: Hey what does this mean? (.)(.)
    Daughter: In what context?
    Mom: "Im inlove with your (.)(.)"
    Daughter: Umm EYES. it means dad loves your eyes
    Mom: Aww thats cute!
    Daughter: Yeah and be sure to tell him you love his 8==D smile.

  8. ItzLexxie ItzLexxie
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2011 5:12pm UTC
    I changed all my passwords to "incorrect"
    so my computer just tells me when i forget.

  9. ItzLexxie ItzLexxie
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2011 6:44pm UTC
    Boy: Lets play the firetruck game
    Girl: How do you play?
    Boy: I run my fingers up your leg and you say redlight when you want me to stop
    Girl: Ok :)
    *Few seconds* REDLIGHT!
    Boy: Firetrucks don't stop for redlights ;)

  10. ItzLexxie ItzLexxie
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2011 7:22pm UTC
    Have you ever ...
    wanted to ask a question
    but you didnt
    because you knew in your heart
    that you wouldnt be able to
    handle the answer?

  11. ItzLexxie ItzLexxie
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2011 6:14pm UTC
    You're playing with my heart,
    it's getting kind of lame,
    decide what you want;
    the girl or the game

  12. ItzLexxie ItzLexxie
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2011 6:23pm UTC
    Sweetheart,
    you spread rumors as fast
    as you spread your legs

  13. ItzLexxie ItzLexxie
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2011 10:40am UTC
    Love is like handing someone
    a gun, having them point it at your heart, and trusting them to never pull the trigger.

  14. ItzLexxie ItzLexxie
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2011 4:18pm UTC
    when she cancels a date it's because "she has to".
    but when he cancels a date it's because "he has two"..

  15. ItzLexxie ItzLexxie
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2010 3:36pm UTC
    You think you're not pretty. There is always someone uglier.
    You're chilly. People around the world are frozen.
    You want a boyfriend. Some people don't even have a family.
    You're complaining you're hungry. A child out there is starving.
    You want new clothes. Someone is looking for anything to stay warm.
    You want to die. People who are dying would give anything to live.
    You want more money. People are in poverty.
    So don't waste time on things you think you want
    because there is always someone out there who needs
    it much more than you could ever possibly know.

  16. ItzLexxie ItzLexxie
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2010 1:26pm UTC
    Dear Girls,
    If a guy pauses a video game just to text you back....
    marry him

  17. ItzLexxie ItzLexxie
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2010 11:12pm UTC
    And All She Wants . . .
    is someone afraid of losing her.

  18. ItzLexxie ItzLexxie
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2010 7:11pm UTC
    Letters Start With: ABC
    Numbers Start With: 123
    Music Starts With: DO-RE-MI
    And Love Starts With: You &Me

  19. ItzLexxie ItzLexxie
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2010 6:51pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  20. ItzLexxie ItzLexxie
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2010 5:27pm UTC
    I dont make mistakes
    I just date them.

:)

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