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  1. xemilee13x xemilee13x
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 7:59pm UTC
    he broke her heart
    she broke his xbox
    [who cried harder?]

  2. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 8:02pm UTC
    "youre ugly"
    Pffft. Sure buddy. But thats not what my mom said.

  3. lexielicous12 lexielicous12
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you get in the van and theres no candy......

  4. neenah14 neenah14
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 8:06pm UTC
    HOME ALONE!
    Expectation: PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!
    Reality: Peeing with the door open.


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  6. xoJianaxo3 xoJianaxo3
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 8:20pm UTC
    I have never realized until today that Santa Claus is a kidnapper
    He keeps children in below 0 degree weather and makes them make presents for children all year round.

  7. RainDancer96 RainDancer96
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 8:22pm UTC
    Song: =D
    Video: O.O

  8. Yankeelover2 Yankeelover2
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    & people wonder why half of America is obsese... You put escalators in malls to bring you around the mall and put real stairs next to them.. fatasses
    Feel free to use it.
    ©FunkyMonkeyFormats

  9. wendisbeast wendisbeast
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 8:24pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you find out lol looks like a stick figure holding up his hands..
    lol

  10. lexxi04 lexxi04
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 8:24pm UTC
    that frusterating moment ...when your half asleep and you get a text and all it says is "okk bye"

  11. basketballgurl5 basketballgurl5
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 8:25pm UTC
    (>^_^)>#
    I made you a waffle
    #<(^_^<)
    but then i was like...
    (>^#^<)
    "im hungry..."
    (>^_^)>
    so i ate it :)

  12. xoamandaxxxx xoamandaxxxx
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 8:26pm UTC
    Boy: B***h.
    Girl: I've been called worse.
    Boy: Like what?
    Girl: Your girlfriend.
    nmf

  13. heathermargaret23 heathermargaret23
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 8:36pm UTC
    & who else sing that Gwen Stefani song
    when they have to spell bananas
    lolol, i totally just did that ^^^


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. FLABO1 FLABO1
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 8:42pm UTC
    You remind me of a squirrel I once had
    It died.

  16. sixxfan123 sixxfan123
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 8:44pm UTC
    you're never too old to
    curl up on the couch
    in a fuzzy blanket
    and watch
    finding nemo<3

  17. jtcozzy jtcozzy
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 8:44pm UTC
    i like your teeth(: they remind me of a song !
    oh really? :) what song? (:
    Black and yellow , Black and yellow ....

  18. OnMyJourney OnMyJourney
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 8:46pm UTC
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  19. SoftballGurl123 SoftballGurl123
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 9:12pm UTC
    Thanks Grandpa,
    You Showed me The Right Way To Open the Card. Flip it Upside Down and Watch the Money Fall Out.
    Love,
    Katie Sue
    :)
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  20. YhuKnowYhuWantSummaDis YhuKnowYhuWantSummaDis
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 9:13pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When you're singing at the top of your lungs,
    [cause you think you're home alone]
    Then you realize you werent...
    -___-

:)

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