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xoamandaxxxx

1. xoamandaxxxx
   posted a quote
   March 6, 2012 8:08pm UTC
   When girls way skinnier than you say they're fat, like then I must be a beast.
   
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2. xoamandaxxxx
   posted a quote
   February 1, 2012 3:32pm UTC
   Singing a duet with my bed ..
   Me: I really can't stay ..
   My Bed: Baby, it's cold out there ..
   
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3. xoamandaxxxx
   posted a quote
   January 31, 2012 8:12pm UTC
   Sometimes, the one that seems okay on the outside, is dying on the inside.
   Sometimes, the one that is always there when you need a shoulder to cry on, is the one that needs one herself.
   And sometimes, the one that puts on that fake smile and fake laugh, is the one that can hide her pain the best.
   
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4. xoamandaxxxx
   posted a quote
   January 31, 2012 8:07pm UTC
   This Is Called The Eye Test!
   Look For The LOWER Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed tomorrow:
   LLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL .
   Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True!
   OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
   Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard!
   MMMMMMMNMMMMMMM.
   Now Find The Mistake:
   abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxyz
   Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown!
   10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
   Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish!
   ****** *** *** ****** *** ******
   Now post this again. Your Wish Will Come True! You Have 19 Minutes! Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite
   
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5. xoamandaxxxx
   posted a quote
   January 30, 2012 7:04pm UTC
   I wish detox weekend lasted longer.
   You know, us witty girls that dont usually get top quotes would like more of a chance.
   
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6. xoamandaxxxx
   posted a quote
   January 29, 2012 8:53pm UTC
   Sometimes when letting go isn't enough, moving on is the breaking point.
   
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7. xoamandaxxxx
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   January 28, 2012 8:05pm UTC
   I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel♥ . nmq♥ ♥ .
   
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8. xoamandaxxxx
   posted a quote
   January 28, 2012 8:01pm UTC
   Don't spend money that you don't have, buying things you don't need, to impress people you don't like.
   nmq
   
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9. xoamandaxxxx
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   January 28, 2012 7:56pm UTC
   Be grateful for what you have, not sad about what you dont.♡
   nmq
   
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10. xoamandaxxxx
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 12:14pm UTC
    Now we all get to fave quotes for what they're worth, not how pretty they are.
    
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11. xoamandaxxxx
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    The scariest thing about distance;
    is not knowing if they will miss you or forget you.
    
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12. xoamandaxxxx
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    If the people in horror movies listened to me.
    they would still be alive.
    -_______________________________-
    
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13. xoamandaxxxx
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 7:50pm UTC
    Ending 2011 Single,
    Is No Different Than The Way It Started.
    
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14. xoamandaxxxx
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 4:11pm UTC
    Whats up?
    At my friend's house.
    Why?
    They have a fridge.
    ?
    They have a fridge which has FOOD that i can eat.
    Ohhhhhhhh.
    nmq
    
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15. xoamandaxxxx
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 5:05pm UTC
    Mirror: "You look so good!"
    Camera: "I beg to differ."
    nmq
    
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16. xoamandaxxxx
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    'Dammit I'm mad' is 'Dammit I'm mad' spelt backwards.
    Mind =blown
    nmqnmqnmnmqnm
    
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17. xoamandaxxxx
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 7:59am UTC
    Dear restroom,
    You aren't just a bathroom you are a place to talk, gossip, cry, and escape my class.
    Sincerely, teenagers.
    
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18. xoamandaxxxx
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 4:55pm UTC
    Someone: "I like your shirt."
    Me: *looks down to see what I'm wearing* "Oh, thanks."
    
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19. xoamandaxxxx
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 4:52pm UTC
    Sometimes,
    the only reason why you won't let go of what's making you sad, is because it was the only thing that made you happy.
    nmq
    
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20. xoamandaxxxx
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 4:51pm UTC
    When a girl cries for a boy,
    it simply means she misses him.
    When a boy cries for a girl,
    he loves her more than you could ever imagine.
    
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