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  1. zoiekat zoiekat
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2014 9:13pm UTC
    i'm just a reject


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  3. *mysterious.mah* *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2014 9:26pm UTC
    When a girl cancels a date, she has to.
    When a guy cancels a date, he has two.


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  5. YouOnlyLoveOnce* YouOnlyLoveOnce*
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2014 11:12am UTC
    Top three lies people tell:
    1) I'm on my way. 2) I'll be there in five minutes. 3) I never got that text.

  6. YouOnlyLoveOnce* YouOnlyLoveOnce*
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2014 11:14am UTC
    I want a person whocomes into my life by accident,& stays on purpose.

  7. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2014 3:53pm UTC
    Finding a new favorite song
    And replaying it all day long

  8. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2014 4:09pm UTC
    Everyday I have the
    "Should I wear yoga pants or jeans?" Debate
    And most days yoga pants wins

  9. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2014 5:14pm UTC
    During bad times
    You discover who your true friends are

  10. ArcticBrittany ArcticBrittany
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2014 9:28pm UTC
    Im at the point where i would rather be at work than at home around my family.

  11. theonewithin theonewithin
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2014 11:30am UTC
    I don't see how women have +20 bridesmaids.I don't even like that many people.

  12. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2014 10:40pm UTC
    I don't know if I need a hug, or 7 shots of vodka.

  13. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2014 10:43pm UTC
    Music is my cutting. Sure, there's no blood. But the memories it brings back are more painful than any incision I've ever made.

  14. livelaflove livelaflove
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2014 7:08pm UTC
    *Eats ice-cream even though is freezing*

  15. caitlin12399* caitlin12399*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2014 6:44pm UTC
    Never regret anything, because at one time it was exactly what you wanted.

  16. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2014 3:12pm UTC
    So last night when we were hanging out, my boyfriend just
    looked at me and randomly
    said, "you're really cute" and I just sat there in silence
    almost in tears because I have very low
    self-esteem and that made me very happy.


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  18. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2014 8:33am UTC
    Apparently today is my witty anniversary (for this account, anyway.) I don't know, it seems quote-worthy. Witty, you da bomb. stay fresh. I first found witty in, like, 2009by googling tv show quotes or something,and years later I'm still here. I am the herpesof Witty. sorry 'bout it.

  19. HelloKittyy11 HelloKittyy11
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2014 2:22am UTC
    i'm falling back into old habits

  20. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2014 8:18pm UTC
    This Is Probably One Of The Best Books I Have Ever Read.

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