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1. heartofstones
   posted a quote
   April 28, 2014 3:18pm UTC
   When I was little, about 3,
   I had a little brother.
   We got a BigWheel for Christmas.
   It was a big box...
   we fought to sit on it...
   I pushed him off...
   I won the fight...
   He got the stitches...
   
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2. heartofstones
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2014 3:13pm UTC
   Texts... It always fails.
   Girl: How could you?! You cheated in me!!!!!
   Girl: Oh, sorry Dad, that was meant for Jim.
   Dad: Oh
   Dad: On a completely unrelated topic, have you seen my shotgun anywhere??
   
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3. heartofstones
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2014 3:08pm UTC
   I hate it when I see people
   at the supermarket and they're like
   "Hey, what are you doing here?"
   and I'm like
   "Oh, you know, hunting elephants."
   
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4. heartofstones
   posted a quote
   April 12, 2014 6:21pm UTC
   "A true friend accepts you for who you are
   but also helps you be who you should be."
   -Author Unknown-
   
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5. heartofstones
   posted a quote
   April 7, 2014 3:25pm UTC
   But if you close your eyes
   Does it feel like nothing changed at all?
   
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6. heartofstones
   posted a quote
   April 7, 2014 3:07pm UTC
   ►The Laughter
   II The Memories
   ◾ The Pain
   << The Happiness
   
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7. heartofstones
   posted a quote
   April 5, 2014 11:12am UTC
   I'm not always right,
   but I am NEVER wrong.
   
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8. heartofstones
   posted a quote
   April 5, 2014 11:09am UTC
   How fast can you guess these words?
   1. B O O S
   2. N D O M
   3. F K
   4. P N S
   5. P U S
   6. S X
   Answers: 1. BOOKS 2. RANDOM 3. FORK 4. PANTS 5. PULSE 6. SIX
   You got all of them wrong, didn't you? You dirty minded freak!
   
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9. heartofstones
   posted a quote
   April 4, 2014 4:16pm UTC
   Can you name 13 people off the top of your head?
   1. Isabelle
   2. Olivia
   3. Lauren
   4. Carolyn
   5. Matthew
   6. Michaek
   7. Katara
   8. Ryan
   9. Braden
   10. Noah
   11. Patrick
   12. Marshall
   13. Rebecca
   How did you meet 10?
   He is my cousin umm I met him when I was, like, 1?
   Have you ever seen 4 cry?
   Nope
   Would 11 and 2 make a good couple?
   Haha noooo
   Are you good friends with 13?
   Lets make that best friends
   Do you think 5 is cute?
   Hehe YESSS
   Something about 1?
   The best friend ever and most talented and is chill and I love her to death!!!
   How did you meet 12?
   In 6th grade
   What's 7's favorite color?
   P¡nk
   What would you do if 6 confessed they liked you?
   I would die and go to heaven
   Fact about 9?
   My little brothers best friend
   Would you ever live with 4?
   Hehe no I'm sorry
   Is 2 single?
   Umm no
   Where does 7 live?
   One house down from me XD
   What do you think about 2?
   She is funny and is one of my closest friends
   What's the worst thing about 5?
   I dunno he's pretty perfect
   Who's 11 going out with?
   No one he's single *raises eyebrows and smiles*
   What do you think about 3?
   She's pretty chill and casual. She has a good sense of humor, too!
   
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10. heartofstones
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2014 3:14pm UTC
    There's this girl at my school.
    She says "poop in a bucket!!!!" everytime
    she gets something wrong
    or is mad. She's so funny
    that you would die laughing
    if you heard one of her other jokes.
    
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11. heartofstones
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2014 4:41pm UTC
    Sometimes people will always throw
    stones in your path.
    it depends on what you make
    with them.
    Wall or Bridge?
    Remember you are the architect of your life.
    ~Unknown~
    
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12. heartofstones
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2014 4:34pm UTC
    BEST APRIL FOOLS DAY PRANK EVER:
    Step 1. Put serand wrap under the toilet seat.
    Step 2: Wait for someone to sit down and pee.
    Step 3: Laugh your head off and enjoy.
    
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13. heartofstones
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 3:27pm UTC
    If I had a dollar
    for every time I thought about you,
    I would start thinking about you.
    
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14. heartofstones
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 3:20pm UTC
    5 things you never want to heartofstones your roommate say:
    " We're gonna party so hard this year"
    "I have lice"
    "I dropped your toothbrush in the toilet"
    "I think I forgot to lock the door when I left"
    "I SAW A BEDBUG!!!!!!!!"
    
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15. heartofstones
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 8:07am UTC
    Dear 20 open internet tabs,
    Which one of you are playing the music?
    Sincerely,
    Frustrated
    
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16. heartofstones
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2014 3:19pm UTC
    3 Most Difficult Things to do in The World:
    1. Counting your hair
    2. Washing your eyes with soap
    3. Breathing when your tongue is out.
    Now please put your tongue back in your mouth.
    
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17. heartofstones
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 10:15am UTC
    Confession #2:
    Whenever me and my family go to church, my family are the only people clapping in the recessional song, or the last song.
    People always stare and I hide my face in the song sheet. I tell them to stop, but they always say, "No, Catherine. If we
    clap, then other people will, too." But other people never do. Ah, family. A bunch of creatures that love to embarrass and
    annoy you.
    
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18. heartofstones
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2014 7:59pm UTC
    Confession #1:
    When I was little (about 8 or 9) I used to think that
    the word 'suicide' wasn't "you killing yourself". I
    thought it was killing yourself in a sewer. I pronounced
    it "sewercide"
    
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19. heartofstones
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2014 3:13pm UTC
    I hate it
    when people breathe
    the same air as me.
    
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20. heartofstones
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2014 3:11pm UTC
    "I need to stop" I whispered to myself
    as I clicked "next episode"
    
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