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  1. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2014 3:08pm UTC
    Respect your parents.
    They made it through school
    without Google.

  2. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2014 3:08pm UTC
    I don't hate you.
    I just highly dislike you.

  3. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 3:28pm UTC
    Life comes as a dream
    and leaves as a
    nightmare.

  4. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 3:17pm UTC
    You are braver than you believe,
    stringer than you seem,
    and smarter than you think.
    -Christopher Robin (Winnie the Pooh)

  5. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2014 5:13pm UTC
    So, me and my friends were watching Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet (don't judge we were just watching it to make fun of it). There were these guys standing on some steps and this is SO creepy. One of them looked exactly like my social studies teacher and the other looked just like my science teacher, exept, like, 5 years older. It was so creepy and I told my SS teacher, and he just laughed like I had told him a joke. I don't think he believed me lol. My science teacher doesn't know though.

  6. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2014 5:06pm UTC
    At lunch today, my kind of crush (aka skilletbiscuits crush) was standing in the lunch line with me.
    Him: Hey, Catherine.
    Me: Hey Matthew. Did you get a haircut?
    Him: Yeah.
    Me: I like it.
    Him: *blushes* My dad always does it, but he cuts it too short.
    Me: Well, I like it. It looks good on you.
    Him: Thanks!
    Him: *blushes*
    Him: *smiles*
    Me: *smiles back*
    Him: *blushes then looks away then back at me*
    I think he might like me, but I can't be sure (lol).

  7. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2014 8:03am UTC
    You treat me like a queen
    I'll treat you like a king.
    You treat me like a game
    I'll show you how it's played.

  8. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2014 10:03am UTC
    So, I was at lunch the other day
    and I saw my crush.
    We crossed paths
    and I made this really embarrassing smile
    that I didn't know I made
    until skilletbiscuit told me that I did.
    He looked at me like I was crazy
    and I smiled that stupid smile again
    and he walked away.
    That was the most embarrassing thing
    that I have ever
    done in my life.
    I'm scared to look at him ever again.

  9. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2014 8:54pm UTC
    Common sense
    is not a gift,
    it's a punishment
    Because you have to deal with
    everyone else who doesn't have it.

  10. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2014 3:21pm UTC
    P a t i e n c e
    is a waste of time.

  11. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2014 3:15pm UTC
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY
    SKILLETBISCUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2014 8:14am UTC
    Did I mention
    that I hate you?

  13. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2014 4:45pm UTC
    This is my FAVORITE SONG!!!!
    A long time ago, when the Earth was green,
    There was more kinds of animals than you've ever seen.
    And they'd run around free when the Earth was being born,
    And the loveliest of 'em all was the unicorn.
    There was green alligators and long-necked geese,
    Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees.
    Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born,
    The loveliest of all was the unicorn.
    Well now God seen some sinnin' and it caused Him pain.
    And He said, "Stand back, I'm going to make it rain!"
    He said, "Hey, Brother Noah, I'll tell you what to do,
    build me a floating zoo,"
    "and take some of them".......
    "Green alligators and long-necked geese,
    Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees.
    Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born.
    Don't you forget My unicorns."
    Well Old Noah he was there and he answered the callin',
    And he finished makin' the ark just as the rain started to fallin'.
    Then he marched in all them animals two by two,
    And he sung out as they went through,
    "Hey Lord,"
    "I got Your green alligators and long-necked geese,
    Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees.
    Some cats and rats and elephants, but Lord, I'm so forlorn,
    I just can't see no unicorns!"
    And Noah looked out through the driving rain,
    Them unicorns were hiding, playing silly games.
    They were kickin' and splashin' while the rain was pourin',
    Oh, them silly unicorns!
    There was green alligators and long-necked geese,
    Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees.
    Noah cried, "Close the door 'cause the rain is just pourin',
    And we just cannot wait for no unicorn!"
    The ark started moving, and it drifted with the tide,
    And them unicorns looked up from the rocks and they cried.
    And the waters come down and sort of floated them away,
    That's why you never seen a unicorn to this very day.
    But you'll see green alligators and long-necked geese,
    Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees.
    Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born,
    You're never gonna see no unicorns!

  14. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2014 4:36pm UTC
    Those first two guys
    who thought Superman was a
    bird or a plane...
    Why the heck were they so
    excited???

  15. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2014 4:29pm UTC
    Fake Friends - never ask for food.
    Real Friends - are the reason you have no food.
    Fake Friends - call your parents Mr./Mrs.
    Real Friends - call your parents DAD/MOM.
    Fake Friends- have never seen you cry.
    Real Friends - cry with you.
    Fake Friends - borrow your stuff for a few days and then give it back.
    Real Friends - keep your stuff for so long they forget it's yours.
    Fake Friends - know about you.
    Real Friends - can write a book about you.
    Fake Friends - knock on your front door.
    Real Friends - walk right on in and say "I'm home".
    Fake Friends - will help you up when you fall down.
    Real Friends - will help you up... after they finish laughing.
    Fake Friends - are around for a while.
    Real Friends - are for life.
    Fake Friends - will read this.
    Real Friends - will steal this.

  16. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2014 4:12pm UTC
    Good friends
    don't let you do stupid things...
    ...alone.

  17. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2014 4:02pm UTC
    What's the difference between
    school and life?
    School teaches you a lesson
    and then gives you a test.
    Life gives you a test
    and then teaches you the lesson.

  18. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2014 3:55pm UTC
    Promises
    are meant
    to be
    b r o k e n

  19. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2014 3:19pm UTC
    You can't believe everything you see in the internet.
    -Abraham Lincoln

  20. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2014 3:17pm UTC
    Don't try to understand everything,
    because sometimes
    it is not meant to be understood,
    but to be accepted.

:)

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