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  1. you made it til' 2015* you made it til' 2015*
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2014 9:25pm UTC
    Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

  2. TheHalfback TheHalfback
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2014 12:17pm UTC
    is that a mirror in your pocket? because i can see myself in your pants ;)

  3. **Ibnat** **Ibnat**
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2014 4:35am UTC
    Boy: Hey, is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cuz I can totally see myself in your pants ;)

  4. emmahood31 emmahood31
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2014 10:12pm UTC
    Lets play hide and seek with my feelings. I'll bury themm deep, deep inside and you can spend years trying to find them

  5. Ryouta* Ryouta*
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2014 6:58pm UTC
    Hey girl...is there a mirror in your pants....'cause I can see myself in your pants..c;

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2014 8:36am UTC
    in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

  7. ARoomThatIsAHouse ARoomThatIsAHouse
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2014 11:55pm UTC
    I'd offer you a cigarette
    but you're already smokin' hot

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2014 8:39am UTC
    its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager

  9. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2014 11:18am UTC
    The ship-my-pants commercial.
    "I WANNA SHIP MY PANTS TOO!"

  10. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2014 4:27am UTC
    teacher: i’m gonna-
    me: mAke iT bENd AnD bREaK, saY A pRAyEr And leT tHE goOD TiMEs roLL [SLOWLY RISE OUT OF SEAT], in cASe God DOesn’t shOW [JUMPS ONTO CHAIR] aND i WaNt thESe WORds tO mAke tHiNGs RIght BUt iT’s tHe WroNGs That mAke thE wORds cOme To LiFe [THROWS DESK ACROSS THE ROOM] “WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?” If tHaT’s thE WOrst yoU Got bETter pUt YOur FinGErs BAck tO thE kEYs [DROP KICKS TEACHER] oNe niGHt anD oNe MorE tImE [BUSTS DOWN DOOR TO ANOTHER CLASS] tHAnkS fOr thE mEMoriEs evEN tHOugH tHEy WERen’t sO GReat [UPPERCUTS A PLAY DOUGH CAN] “He TaSTes liKE yOu oNLy sWEetEr.”

  11. MadiCakes MadiCakes
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    April 30, 2014 6:38pm UTC
    Today my friend said "Emmy why do you always look so sad?'
    I said "What are you talking about? I'm always smiling!'
    He said "But your eyes, those eyes, they tell me that your smile is fake'
    I cried and told him my secret.

  12. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2014 1:53pm UTC
    I don't want to be left alone, because I don't like you.
    I would just rather be alone, and feel alone.
    Rather than being in a room full of people, reminding me how empty I am.

  13. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2014 1:05pm UTC
    Person: You're blocking the view!
    Me: I am the view. XD

  14. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2014 6:32pm UTC
    ELLEN SHOULD WIN AN OSCAR FOR BEING ELLEN
    "AND THE OSCAR FOR THE BEST ELLEN DEGENERES GOES TO..... ELLEN DEGENERES'
    "AND THE OSCAR FOR BEST LEONARDO DECAPRIO GOES TO....ELLEN DEGENERES"

  15. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2014 6:28pm UTC
    Sorry for calling you a bitcccccch.
    I thought you already knew.

  16. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2014 8:55pm UTC
    My brothers new friend: Are u homophobic
    Me being the sarcastic bittcch i am: yeah i especially hate my girlfriend that gay piece of shhiit.
    (You're amazing btw babe<3)

  17. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2014 10:57am UTC
    WITNEY/GEMMA.
    THATS ISSABELLA HICK.
    https://www.google.com/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZisKmZkKQJzd8R1fFHIq63_12YU4YGIFUrtV2OfZds50FOVEjh853_1aMcMkcvsFGmHZBrSf5_1l_1GfxDv-oEou0owipF4jLz-C6eNaw9flYO7bci7Z3CEhL0LOTgLfBnq4j8kerwZiny0htdC5okjl3JgotjfyjCMRgTmERYC15gSslDljdysBNMR9uRgCSKTxZ8KEzclXqKz_1298Esqxk-PweNpHnlVw8O36YflvDawXyugbndSFzfxOq9hPDh2-xlWIzvNgQ-j-pl4LP3w-awUob42dHeE1DcVUHJ-RgE89mwUOYqEcxvPMZmZey4A0Ol67dRRedawRLTndV08q63ZuVbSKTEoxOMBVqLr2YAufobOaXdEZLKwH7fWTSaaKCTJ-ADe7lKO_1LIryDAGMis3PHMkAd2XAjVlh5moXME6w-yeUGUaMzlgjOnj46ntCRBLgpqr3NrrQ7c7m5xhO3OQAEIE_1KBTFn5I6TKTbRHfJ5qgPA9_1qsYuSW0rq14IvYuwbt3VyRorXpijkRjlwPWP_1yXnhHhOZ3rzV_1dH_14QD6fEyl5y5lprUi5U5-c_1WkyIYrHakPhBwyFtBnDz9OhStk8Bq19kmrCPF2WZpXxTsc6hfcXZd_1uLjkw89IgCVe0FZUbWU2k5GCcpAflRoMtkQc5QxPw86Ok61WSrrpj552ynxj1A5Vwz2vBW8R0Sj1rOgCMmTbCu_1ijM7M9gttI_1L9VuaRFNIXs45jUVXSS19Po94HAnxmR3o83L4u5XOkYUh49fFRbL_1YLiemMXGh7utftkKcSSsdnDhKVJWWyyibrIME6EnEOpIJTYvPhGErJbWPKod2Q-YbrNpx8WZqpWrk-jxPhaHN9rla2aZayXjlF5K9kzIn6JRZ56sVkUxgvcFomNsl2TBra-N1A3c4AcTXRPO0gtVYJty-o6Yq1O1aTUvNgSkV5j41er9NmdzbkVs5IaXPnp340xAEhjLl00ulrpW2n7wJyELjl9kr-VD89elu4_1dvLf4Qqxx2_1W-JwSTGF9biDm7zDJLUwPUvHE_1IJ9fAbT6usQRllpIb7fp2z_1Dnqm0g_1vl7vzqOYlQgocvQSx219tlbK4WqwP2XEZuW3ktpne3AJ5ep3WjmxqDuz_1oK8NHrTBEl7d_1z7OgOfg-N12DlkBo1h0Slu3hTgCowfdO2ymANegEIJO5t1PzjGgbFHxm6LY22kDvu7nrTAdW1v9MxYgnPohsjtj3yTFIiR0DhKAby2F0UWh4gTr49G8KuqFk_1fQrmIG15Zb6ojEn45d7Flot1vkorf1VOKePiYR9k33-pGneQH-OCIPD5OILePmxw

  18. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2014 10:54am UTC
    Hey "Witney/Gemma",
    Please stop using other girls pictures. There is no need to fake someone else, nothing is better than being yourself.
    I know you say you aren't fake, but you just had brunette hair and brown eyes, now you're a blonde with blue eyes.
    I bet you're gorgeous:), but you're hurting the girls you're fakinf, by using their idenitys, and you're hurting the people that you're lying to.
    Just don't deny it. We all know it.

  19. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2014 12:52pm UTC
    white girl: do these uggs make my Starbucks look fat?
    -
    guy: what?
    -
    white girl: you're*

  20. MadiCakes MadiCakes
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    April 17, 2014 12:38pm UTC
    GUYS BE LIKE: LETS PLAY 21 QUESTIONS
    GIRL: OK WHATS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
    GUY: TRIANGLE, ARE YOU A VIRGIN?

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