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heyitsjo
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June 27, 2013 11:31am UTC

Why are guys so confusing? I seriously don't understand them.

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Starxoxo
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June 27, 2013 11:31am UTC

me *walks into an empty room*
me *screams*
Adrian Whats wrong Star?
me IM IN IN THE IDAHO CHAINSAW MASSACRE
Adrian No your not thats just a mask
*Picks up mask *
Adrian See no Massacre
me: then why is there a chainsaw?
Adrians brother *walks in*
Hey Guys See you've found my Halloween costume

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daisylil
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June 27, 2013 11:32am UTC

96
The 9 and the 6 got in a fight!
69
Awwww.......they made up

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*Freedom*
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June 27, 2013 11:33am UTC

There is just these girls on witty.
That you wonder why their on witty.

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lithium*
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June 27, 2013 11:34am UTC

no mom I can’t make my bed I’m too busy being a wicked cool bad a.ss rebel punk also can you make me a grilled cheese sandwich

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LandonIsWitty
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June 27, 2013 11:35am UTC

Miley Cyrus used to be all "boom clap, boom de clap de clap."
And now shes twerking in music videos and scaring jimmy kimmel.
I wonder how roxy would feel about this.

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xoEmmaLovesYouox
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June 27, 2013 11:36am UTC

Me: *pretends seventh grade never existed*

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dissimulo
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June 27, 2013 11:37am UTC

Sail away with me, honey
I put my heart in your hands.
Sail away with me, honey
now, now, now
Sail away with me;
what will be will be
I wanna hold you now ♥

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kristabff
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June 21, 2013 12:34pm UTC

Definition of Youtubers to normal people: Cool people that show nice tutorials to make things such as hairstyles, crafts, makeup, and ice cream.
Definition of Youtubers to fangirls: People that post videos about relatable things in a teenagers everyday life. There will usually be swearing to put a funnier effect. These people will also be extremely cute and funny AND PERFECT AND ALSO BE A PART OF THE MALE GENDER BUT THEY'LL BE AROUND 20 TO 30 YEARS OLD BUT FANGIRLS WILL STILL BE IN LOVE WITH THEM AND EVEN CREATE SHIPPING NAMES AND EVEN MAKE FANDOMS. FANGIRLS OFTEN HAVE TO VISIT THE HOSPITAL AFTER EXPLODED OVARIES AND TOO MANY FEELS AT ONCE. Also, these Youtubers will be wayyyy too perfect for real life, so after watching these amazing Youtubers, fangirls will have impossible standards in the male gender, so good luck boys!

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kristabff
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June 21, 2013 4:09pm UTC

Me: You're insecure, dunno what for, you're turning heads when you through tha dorr orr orrrrr
Me: Don't need makeup, to cover up, given tha way that you are is enoughhh
Cat: I already know i'm perfection b/tch stfu and gtfo

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kristabff
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June 21, 2013 4:13pm UTC

Police: I'm happy to say that you're off the hook! You don't need the house arrest anymore, you are FREE TO SOCIALIZE OUTSIDE!
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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kristabff
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June 21, 2013 4:22pm UTC

Earth: I'm so hardcore

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kristabff
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June 21, 2013 4:47pm UTC

At a funeral.
Me: I just can't believe this... she's gone.
My mom and dad: YES I'M SO HAPPY FINALLY
Me: WTF SHOW YOUR RESPECT
A cousin: Aww man i wish she was still alive, she was so hot
Another cousin: Haha yeah and she ran so fast
Me: I'm going to miss her so much.. rest in peace, my lovely Dell Inspiron with Srs Premium Sound and Intel Core i3.
Me: SHE WAS SO YOUNG

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kristabff
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June 21, 2013 5:02pm UTC

Justin Bieber: Swag swag swag on you
Me: Ew help get it off get it off!!

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kristabff
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June 22, 2013 5:50pm UTC

Me at age 11: I'm sometimes get crushes on boys at my school. They're better than celebrities at least, there aren't ANY cute celebrities. Ew. I don't even like boys really.
Me at age 14: HOT DAYUM LOOK AT THAT GUY IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE COFFEE SHOP OMFG HE'S CUTE. MOM LOOK AT THE TELEVISION HURRY LOOK AT THIS COMMERCIAL. OMG MOM THE COMMERCIAL CHANGED LOOK AT THIS GUY HE'S EVEN CUTER THAN THE LAST GUY. BRB I'M GOING TO ADD HIM TO MY LIST OF 782 CELEBRITY CRUSHES

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kristabff
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June 26, 2013 3:13pm UTC

Oh my god, I just hate this one girl!
Please hear me out guys? Okay, so she's like, so annoying! I HATE her so much! She's always making me feel stupid and she always helps my grades go down by making me pay attention to her frickin problems! She's ALWAYS rambling on about unnessessary problems in her life, like can you SHUT UP NO ONE CARES. Good GOD. I hope she knows everyone wants her to die. I wish she would just fall off a cliff or something. Oh yeah, and she's so self centered! She thinks she's the most important subject of everything, like once I was talking about nails but NOPE she just has to BUTT IN and interrupt my comversation, like seriously?? UGH. JUST. FREAKING. DIE. ALREADY. OMFG. Trust me, if you knew her, you would say the same thing. But wait, you do know her, because her name is Math.

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skittlepringle
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June 27, 2013 11:07am UTC

What if you kicked the air and your leg flew off

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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skittlepringle
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June 27, 2013 11:09am UTC

WATERY KETCHUP IS THE WORK OF STAN

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OhComeOn
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June 27, 2013 11:09am UTC

1 month ago he told he that he loved me.
Now we are complete strangers.
It hurts so hard.
Because I still feel exactly the same as I did one month ago.

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