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  1. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 6:01pm UTC
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  2. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 12:53am UTC
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  3. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 8:33pm UTC
    Looks like those enlargement pills worked.
    You're twice the dick you were yesterday, today.

  4. Shamaii37 Shamaii37
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 8:11pm UTC
    &Who Else Thinks That
    >>>Dr. Suess<<<
    Could've Been The Greateset Rapper Ever?

  5. purpleglitter55 purpleglitter55
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 9:59pm UTC
    sleep + social life = bad grades
    good grades + sleep = no social life
    social life + good grades = no sleep

  6. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 7:55pm UTC
    Now, did I save my project as
    as 'jsdkjadd' or 'kjlkjsdd'?
    Fave if you've done this :P

  7. ImmaBeWitty ImmaBeWitty
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 7:43pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
    WHEN EVERYONE STOPPED LAUGHING
    5 minutes ago, but you can't stop.
    nmf

  8. ShootForTheStars ShootForTheStars
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 5:16pm UTC
    Heyy Wahts up?
    Whats, Wahts?
    Nigguh please. you know what i mean
    am i the only one who hates when people do that?

  9. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 5:28pm UTC
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  10. iNCOMPLETE_xx iNCOMPLETE_xx
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 6:37pm UTC
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  11. babybiddle babybiddle
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 5:46pm UTC
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  12. pallyally pallyally
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    fav if your parents dont know you are on this website

  13. justlikegravity_ justlikegravity_
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    I'd take a bullet for you, babe.
    LOL JK , ONLY ON COD.
    LOL JK, THAT WOULD RUIN MY KILL-STREAK.
    -NMF. I'M FALLING TO PIECES
    nmf

  14. christinaaxo christinaaxo
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 3:13pm UTC
    I never look at you
    when i pass you in the hall way
    because im scared
    you'll see me
    and think
    "ew, shes ugly."

  15. erlele6969 erlele6969
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    December 24, 2010 10:41am UTC
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  16. GABTASTIC_ GABTASTIC_
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 11:44am UTC
    Remember, remember the 11th of September
    weird coincidences:
    1. New York has 11 letters.
    2. Afghanistan has 11 letters.
    3. Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to
    destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.
    4. George W Bush has 11 letters.
    5. The two twin towers make an “11″
    6. New York is the 11th state.
    7. The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11.
    8. Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11
    9. Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers. 6+5 = 11
    10. The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11
    11. The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11.
    12. The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.
    13. September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.
    14. The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.
    15. The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers incident.
    Try This:
    1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.
    2. Highlight the Q33 NY
    3. Change the font size to 48.
    4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS 1.
    TryT

  17. sufferinsilence_ sufferinsilence_
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 8:24pm UTC
    "9/11 is a part of me. It's a part of all of us.
    people say, 'are you ever going to move on?'
    And the answer is, we move forward,
    but it stays with us." ♥
    [♥] for the lives lost on September 11th, 2001

  18. x0oja1m33 x0oja1m33
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2010 7:58pm UTC
    .
    I'm not really a morning person.
    But on Christmas,
    I think I can make an exception(:
    my format,
    quote credit to
    ralphlaurenxo

  19. Kelsey* Kelsey*
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 9:23pm UTC
    For Halloween...
    Comment a :) if your gunna be something scary
    Comment a :{o if your gunna be old fashioned
    Comment a :( if your not dressing up
    Comment a :o if your gunna be something cute
    Comment a :D if your gunna be looking like a sl*t
    Comment a :P if your gunna be some sort of princess
    Comment a B) if your gunna be something cool
    Comment a <:) if your gunna be some sort of Witch
    Comment a ^.^ if your gunna be something retro
    Comment a -_- if your non of the above
    Fav if you have no clue yet
    all mine

  20. orangemonkeys orangemonkeys
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 10:27pm UTC
    Oprah makes;
    $315,000,000 a year.=
    $26,000,000 a month.=
    $6,000,000 a week.=
    $850,000 a day.=
    $35,000 an hour.=
    $600 a minute.=
    $10 a second.
    Damn. Who else wishes they were Oprah?

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