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  1. foreverfascinatedxx foreverfascinatedxx
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 8:17pm UTC
    Confession #5
    I think people secretly hate me.
    xoxo x oxox

  2. KiaraaMarieeBroo KiaraaMarieeBroo
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 9:15pm UTC
    nmq/nmf
    Pooh:
    Piglet:
    "How do you
    spell love?"
    "You don't spell it;
    you ♥ feel ♥ it."

  3. LiveLaughLove246 LiveLaughLove246
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 8:33pm UTC
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  4. chocolate_monsterx3 chocolate_monsterx3
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 6:29pm UTC
    Rumors
    nmf
    not my format.
    Learning things that you didn't know
    about yourself

  5. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 4:38pm UTC
    I'M NOT A
    FACEBOOK STATUS
    [ you don't have to like me.. ]

  6. ThatWittyChick105 ThatWittyChick105
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    What if,
    two pedofiles online starting chatting to one another thinking that they were teenage girls and then they decided to "meet up" and then they like
    kidnapped eachother..

  7. soccerchick11x soccerchick11x
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 9:17pm UTC
    Number of people who find me attractive:
    0
    Number of people who find my best friend attractive:
    3,298,203
    nmf/nmq

  8. sillyducky69 sillyducky69
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 8:01pm UTC
    I wish we could
    GOOGLE
    How a certain person feels about us. ♥

  9. cepstein10210 cepstein10210
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    I have a dig bick.
    Fave if you read it wrong.
    :)

  10. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 5:40pm UTC
    C O M P E T I T I O N ?
    why yes, I would love some.

  11. Runner4Life1998 Runner4Life1998
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 6:05pm UTC
    "Send me a dirty picture! (;"
    *sends picture*
    "What the heck is this?!"
    "It's a picture of mud. -__-"

  12. Hello_beautiful98 Hello_beautiful98
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 5:59pm UTC
    HOBKNOCKER:
    Fav if you know where this is from.(;♥

  13. JustBelievexxx JustBelievexxx
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 7:53pm UTC
    S.C.H.O.O.L.
    S e v e n C r a p p y H o u r s O f O u r Li f e
    C.L.A.S.S.
    Co m e L a t e A n d S t a r t S l e e p i n g
    F.I.N.A.L.S.
    F u c k , I N e v e r A c t u a l l y L e a r n e d S h i t
    t h e f u n n y t h i n g i s i t s al l t r u e
    nmf

  14. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 4:03pm UTC
    Hearing a part of a song and thinking
    "that's definitely going to be my next status!"

  15. yeahbuddy123 yeahbuddy123
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 3:03pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    ♥♥♥♥♥
    Everytime I need to spell bananas
    I sing ''Hollaback girl'' in my head.
    ♥♥♥♥♥
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

  16. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 4:47pm UTC
    Whenever there are
    Strangers in my house,I go hide in my room

  17. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    Ever looked at your bestfriend
    and thought 'why aren't we comedians?'
    nmf

  18. molliechristina97 molliechristina97
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 7:07pm UTC
    Things i do when the internet is down
    1. cry in the mirror
    2. yell at your internet provider
    3. nerveusly pace back and forth
    4. repeatedly click refresh
    5. complain to your local congressman
    6. paint your feelings
    7. stagger outside become confused and disoriented by "real world"
    8. ask god "why me!"
    9. stay calm by assuming fetal pasition and humming quietly
    10. fill that nagging pit of dispare in your stomach with donuts


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. sara_sunami sara_sunami
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 9:11pm UTC
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