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  1. Lorcan Lorcan
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 1:03pm UTC
    I'm a huge supporter of HERMIONE ♥

  2. Lorcan Lorcan
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 12:05pm UTC
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  3. Hollyiscrazyforyou Hollyiscrazyforyou
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 6:29am UTC
    "Oh my gosh, you're so pretty"
    Yes, that's why I've been single for so long...
    -_-


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. dinicolasports dinicolasports
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 1:52am UTC
    i wish i could see
    myself from a
    boy's perspective. ♥

  6. Babblz1226 Babblz1226
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2011 2:55pm UTC
    Do you
    know,
    WHY GOD KEEPS ON
    EXTENDING YOUR
    LIFE THIS FAR?
    it's not because you need it,
    but because someone else;
    NEEDS YOU. ♥
    -credit to phenomenal for the format.♥

  7. michlovesyou michlovesyou
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 12:54pm UTC
    Girl: Promise you won't love any other girl?
    Boy: I can't...
    Girl: So there's someone else...?
    Boy: Yes she will look exactly like you but a lot younger and she will call you 'mommy' ♥♥♥♥

  8. daisymaize daisymaize
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 2:33am UTC
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  9. emtastic13 emtastic13
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 7:44pm UTC
    admit it #3
    we all know two adresses
    our own and
    P.Sherman
    42 Wallaby Way
    Sydney

  10. randi_lynn randi_lynn
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 8:11pm UTC
    looking up song lyrics ,
    and seeing a word or line and saying to yourself...so thats what they say
    [ ♥ ]

  11. vermily vermily
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 8:16pm UTC
    Thank you Captain Obvious
    You're welcome Lieutenant Sarcastic

  12. Yeahwhatever Yeahwhatever
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 8:19pm UTC
    Can you relate?
    -you sit in your towel after a shower because you're to lazy to get dressed.
    -you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
    -you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
    -you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
    -you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
    -you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything. -you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
    -you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
    -you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
    -you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
    -you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
    -you text the
    person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
    -you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
    -you're always
    tired no matter how much sleep you get.
    -you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
    -you use the "sup" head nod.
    -you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
    -you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.

  13. LoV3iTxLiV3iT LoV3iTxLiV3iT
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 7:12pm UTC
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  14. Rumbleroar Rumbleroar
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 10:33pm UTC
    ϟ
    Potterhead

  15. hermanas4ever hermanas4ever
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2011 12:24am UTC
    10 Random Facts
    1. You can't say Z without using your tongue
    2. You just tried
    4. You're smiling
    5. You didn't realize that
    that I skipped 3
    6. You're checking it
    7. Now you're smiling
    8. You also didn't realize that I said
    that twice in number 5
    9. You're checking it
    10. You're smiling
    11. You forgot that that there were
    only supposed to be 10 facts
    12. And once again, you're smiling

  16. Rumbleroar Rumbleroar
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 10:23pm UTC
    Sticks and stone may brake my bones
    But words will never hurt me
    FALSE.
    Ever heard of AVADA KEDAVRA?

  17. CassieCass CassieCass
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 10:25pm UTC
    D e a r D o r a
    I can't do this anymore. I'm to old to be giving you directions to go places everyday. So, I quit. But don't worry, I gave one of my friends your number. Maybe you can hire him, his name is GPS. He's a bit faster than me. So I hope you understand
    Sincerely, The Map


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