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emtastic13
posted a quote
September 15, 2011 6:59am UTC

that part in a song
----- where you don't know the words
so your just like
"eeemaisnasaopsadhwjndslook at me now"

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emtastic13
posted a quote
September 3, 2011 1:59pm UTC

a robber broke into my 92 year old grandma's house
she grabbed a toaster and hit him on the head
k n o c k i n g h i m o u t
way to be grandma

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emtastic13
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 11:16pm UTC

Today is the oldest you've ever been
And the youngest you'll ever be again
mind=blown.

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emtastic13
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 10:50pm UTC

click to see this quote

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emtastic13
posted a quote
August 31, 2011 7:20pm UTC

That wierd taste
l l l water has after you've been sleeping

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emtastic13
posted a quote
August 31, 2011 6:16pm UTC

please read.
I have never done drugs, I don't drink, my grades are good, and I've never snuck out or anything.
But yesterday while I was at a friend's my parents and sister trashed my room looking through it, just to see if I had anything bad.
fave if you think this is wrong, I'd really appreciate it because I think I deserve a little privacy
thank you

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emtastic13
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 7:25pm UTC

fave if you remember
that three eyed monkey on Nickelodeon that said "hi, I'm Paul"
c :
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emtastic13
posted a quote
August 28, 2011 8:30pm UTC

I know this has been going around a lot but
I feel like I can't tell my friends things, and I think a witty best friend would really understand
so comment if your a taker!
(texting and facebook friends)
♥

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emtastic13
posted a quote
August 28, 2011 12:34pm UTC

does anyone else think that 'r o f l"
l l l l l s o u n d s l i k e s c o o b y d o o s a y i n g " w a f f l e " ?

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emtastic13
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 11:17pm UTC

one time
she punched me in the face
I T. W A S. A W E S O M E
♥♥ ♥
fave if you know what this is from ;)
fave fave♥

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emtastic13
posted a quote
August 17, 2011 12:10am UTC

That 70's Show quote#2
Leo: "I met God one time on a bus. He told me the meaning of life and gave me a pretzel."
Hyde: "So, what’s the meaning of life?"
Leo: "…I don’t remember… but it was a pretty good pretzel." ""

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emtastic13
posted a quote
August 16, 2011 11:48pm UTC

That 70's Show quote#1
"Kelso, I can't believe you finally lost your virginity!"
"Wait, this isn't like the time you bought a hamster, named it Virginity and then lost it, right?"

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emtastic13
posted a quote
August 16, 2011 12:47pm UTC

that awkward moment
when someone skinnier than you says "I'm fat"
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emtastic13
posted a quote
August 12, 2011 12:46am UTC

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look for the girl with a broken smile, ask her if she wants to stay awhile
and she will be loved
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emtastic13
posted a quote
August 10, 2011 10:02am UTC

typical sleepover
"omg guys! lets pull an all nighter!!"
"yeah!!"
.....
1:00 AM
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emtastic13
posted a quote
August 7, 2011 12:05am UTC

❒ single
❒ taken
✔ obessed with a celeberty who has no idea I exist