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1. SparksFly47
   posted a quote
   May 11, 2012 4:34pm UTC
   Dear Society,
   i know i'm too short.
   i know my hair isn't stick straight.
   i know my boobs are too small.
   i know my thighs aren't thin enough.
   i know my stomach is too big.
   i know my legs are too bruised.
   i know my skin is too pale.
   i know my nose is too big.
   i know my wallet is too thin.
   i know my personality is too weird.
   i know my grades are too low.
   i know my social life is too dull.
   i know my judgements aren't always right.
   i know my decisions aren't the best.
   i know my heart loves too much.
   i know my mind worries too much.
   i know my eyes cry too much.
   but before you judge me, look in the mirror and make sure you're perfect first.
   
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2. movinatthespeedoflove17
   posted a quote
   May 11, 2012 5:23pm UTC
   Am I the only one?
   Who had more friends when I was younger than I do now?
   
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3. lemon*
   posted a quote
   May 11, 2012 12:11pm UTC
   finding out something
   about someone
   & never
   looking at them
   [the same]
   
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4. JustCallMeJazz
   posted a quote
   May 11, 2012 9:24pm UTC
   It Hurts Knowing That You Don't Mean As Much To Someone As They Mean To You....
   
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5. alannaxxoxxo
   posted a quote
   May 11, 2012 9:24pm UTC
   I'd wait forever for a perfect relationship. Good looking. Treats me right. No lies, no cheating. Faithful. But I'm certain of one thing. I'm looking in the wrong place because there's no one like that in this town.
   
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6. Meghan*
   posted a quote
   May 10, 2012 11:21pm UTC
   I can't clean my room because
   I get distracted with all the things I find.
   
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7. Lovedance33
   posted a quote
   May 11, 2012 3:53pm UTC
   Ugh Periods...
   Out of everything possible, why blood?
   Why can't it be fairy dust or something?
   
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8. mckissick12
   posted a quote
   May 10, 2012 9:41pm UTC
   just because i like your status
   doesn't mean i want your dick.
   
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9. katie321
   posted a quote
   May 11, 2012 4:13pm UTC
   So true
   Friend: Hey remember when you had a crush on-
   You: SHUT YOUR FACE!!!!!!!
   
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10. x0Juliax0
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 9:02pm UTC
    Trying to understand you, i s like trying to Smellthe color 9.
    
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11. Katherinee
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    The scary moment when,
    you put on a ring and
    It won't come off.
    
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12. duhna17
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 9:29am UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When someone says "You two should date."
    
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13. twilightgirl995
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    Stand up for what you believe in,
    even if it means standing alone
    
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14. confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    Don't be surprised when
    I'm not here tomorrow.
    I used all of my courage
    to just stay until today.
    
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15. pluto*
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    When everyone is asking you "whats the matter"
    AND YOU'RE SERIOUSLY FINE.
    
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16. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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17. pluto*
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    K .
    Yah, get back to me when you learn the rest
    of the alphabet
    
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18. luv2dance1024
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 2:59pm UTC
    They say the world is gonna end in 2012. Yet they can't even predict the weather(:
    
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19. pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR GENDER IS,
    I'M CALLING YOU DUDE.
    
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20. itsallie0x
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 1:19pm UTC
    I haven't met Mr. Right yet. but i've met Mr. Fake, Mr. Rude, Mr. Wrong, and Mr. Player.
    
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