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of_mice_and_lucifer*
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November 26, 2012 7:35pm UTC

I hate you more than
i hate waking up on mondays
that's a lot of hate, man.

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sercrets101
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November 26, 2012 4:55pm UTC

Me: Sometimes I want to die.
Therapist: Are you feeling suicidal?
Me: Not actively, but if something bad were to happen to me, I wouldn't necessarily be upset about it either.
Therapist: Please explain.
Me: I don't think I actually have the courage to go through with committing suicide, but if I were to be walking across the road, and a car was coming straight for me, I'm not sure I would get out of the way.

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dont_forget_i_love_you
posted a quote
November 26, 2012 4:20pm UTC

honestly, the biggest turn off for me are guys who smoke, drink, or do drugs.
like, really. can you not.
i've put up living with someone for 10 years who does all 3.
i would NEVER date a guy who does even one of those.

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
November 26, 2012 4:10pm UTC

Whenever I'm angry
I text a lot faster c:

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robsssX
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November 26, 2012 4:12pm UTC

I don't chase after anyone anymore.. If you want to walk out of my life, i'll hold the f*ckin'door open for you.

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cecaldwell18
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November 25, 2012 8:54pm UTC

That awkward moment when someone is mad at you and you did NOTHING to them!

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hannahbreanne97
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November 25, 2012 9:25pm UTC

I thought everyone was supposed to be happy and get along this time of year.
I guess I was wrong..

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 25, 2012 8:41pm UTC

sometimes, bad things happen to good people.
however, in your case, it was definitely karma.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 25, 2012 8:49pm UTC

you can always count on me to be
the assh/le who gives you a reality check instead of telling you what you want to hear.

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brittnee1234
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December 15, 2011 9:19am UTC

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idgafSOstfu
posted a quote
November 25, 2012 7:22pm UTC

I have 20 chicken nuggets.
10 for me and 10 for me.

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screwedupbitch
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July 8, 2012 8:29pm UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 9:17pm UTC

I wonder if people can actually taste
the bullsh/t as it spills out of their mouths.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 8:56pm UTC

oh you're talking to me?
i thought you only spoke behind my back.

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Belieber97
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 9:37pm UTC

CookieDoughFormats
being jealous of that girl who always wears her hair in a messy bun and wears sweats, but always looks gorgeous.
Format by Cookiedoughformats

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yourcool
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June 22, 2012 9:27pm UTC

Reasons why I don't win at air hockey:
1% - I don't block it in time
99% - I hit it into my own slot

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bammitsvien
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May 16, 2012 6:53pm UTC

Sorry I'm not as pretty as her.
Sorry I'm not as skinny as her.
Sorry I'm not as confident as her.
Sorry I'm not as smart as her.
Sorry I'm not as talented as her.
Sorry I'm not as flirty as her.
Sorry I'm not as lovable as her.
Sorry I'm not as funny as her.
Sorry I'm not as interesting as her.
Sorry I'm not as perfect as her.
Sorry I'm not her.

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beachybum1234
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May 11, 2012 8:14pm UTC

Worst crime ever commited by gym teachers:
Making girls do gym activities when on their period.

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lindseypaiva_xox
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 3:22pm UTC

have you ever looked back on the past
and realised
you were such an idiot?
I know I have

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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