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  1. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    Dear boiling water,
    sorry I can't get hard today, i just got laid.
    sincerly, egg


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. KaraDara KaraDara
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    S- Something
    W- We
    A- Americans
    G- Got ;)

  4. Never_Let_Me_Go Never_Let_Me_Go
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    Attention Witty Guys/Girls
    There is this suuper mean guy/girl named "F34R" just go look at his comments. He is being mean to innocent Witty girls for no reason. He just joined today and I am afraid that if he isn't reported enough and banned that he will do this to more Wittians. He has done this to several other people, including me. So all I am asking you for the good of Witty please please please, Go to his page, And report him for bulling. He needs to be stopped.
    Please fave this if you have reported him:)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. KaraDara KaraDara
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Okay, I think im ready to take that "risk".
    I have loved him for almost a year now, and im sick of wandering what we could be.
    So i decided if this quote gets at least 15 fave's,
    I WILL ask him out, on this Wednesday
    (probably in activity period).
    The reason that im asking for 15 faves, is thats my favorite number because,
    one thats my dogs birthday, and
    two, last year he asked me out on the 15th of March.
    So please fave?
    I really want to do this but I need some encoaugement...

  7. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    I would love to be his girlfriend.
    But if the only way I can be around him is by being his best friend,
    I'll settle for that.

  8. LexZ LexZ
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 1:14pm UTC
    Get Real.
    No one's going to form a single line if the building on FIRE!

  9. iluhyoux iluhyoux
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    Lol.. This made me laugh.
    That's it we are through. I'm sick of you always bailing on me to play with your stupid friends on xbox. i'm coming over there and I'm gonna f*cking break it.
    Why the xbox? Because it gave me more pleasure then you ever could? Dumb B*TCH.
    Hi this is her dad, and from the looks of it i'd take you and your xbox and get the hell out of there.
    Why?
    Cause' she just left with a hammer and a baseball bat.
    Better run.
    nmq

  10. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 6:36pm UTC
    Saying "Never mind"
    When you don't feel like repeating yourself.
    NFM/FMQ

  11. NikkiBeKillin NikkiBeKillin
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    I hate the new sound Witty makes when you press fave /:

    Format by twilightgirl995

  12. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    In school, the only thing that
    group projects ever taught me was
    how much I hate other people
    format by jimmy365

  13. ThatShyGirl ThatShyGirl
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    In the morning, when I look in the mirror, I hate what I see.
    n m f

  14. mikaylah44 mikaylah44
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    There is "hell" in hello, "good" in goodbye, "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "ex" in next, and "if" in life.

  15. IzzyKellish69 IzzyKellish69
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    I'd give everything
    to be your anything.

  16. IzzyKellish69 IzzyKellish69
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    <3
    is a simple symbol composed of two
    important components in a relationship.
    ~love is less than 3.~
    >it means love has no room for a third party.< ♥

  17. IzzyKellish69 IzzyKellish69
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 9:55pm UTC
    >There are 6 billion people in this world.<
    there has to be someone for you. ♥

  18. FranoButchelle FranoButchelle
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 11:30pm UTC
    Kara was heeeere<3
    Well I see that you have found
    my secret quote to you, hmmm?
    Well I just wanted to say
    that I love you and
    you are a sister to me.
    You've helped me through
    a lot and I'm so thank-ful
    for that:)
    Well, I have to go
    finish blowing up your notifications
    Byeee<3

  19. swimmer14072 swimmer14072
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 4:01pm UTC
    How many Mexicans doe it take the
    screw in a lightbulb?
    Just.. Juan.
    :)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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