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  1. xoxalyssa459 xoxalyssa459
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    Oh no. Is that...? OMG.
    WALK. WALK. WALK..

  2. bourgeois414 bourgeois414
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 6:46pm UTC
    If you have ever been called
    "Ugly,"
    Put this as your quote and whoever
    "♥'s"
    it, disagrees.

  3. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    Treat me like a joke,
    And I'll leave you like it's funny.

  4. tt505 tt505
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    police; anything you say, can and will be held against you
    me; channing tatum

  5. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 3:05pm UTC
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  6. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 5:46pm UTC
    Fine. Don't respond to my text. I like food better then I like you anyways.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. samxoxo2100 samxoxo2100
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    Hey baby , I miss you so much right now. Come over so we can talk, I need to see you. I love you.
    Your cod broke didn't it?
    First of all, COD deserves to be capitalizaed & yes..
    You're lucky I love you.

  9. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 6:57pm UTC
    What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
    what
    nothing they just waved
    oh
    did you sea what I did there?
    no
    I'm shore you did.
    how do you have friends?
    don't be such a beach
    tumblr.

  10. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 2:26pm UTC
    Trying to kill a spider
    But missed, then thinking:
    "It's gonna kill me in my sleep."
    © ThatsSoMeee :)

  11. ChelseyGrace ChelseyGrace
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 7:39pm UTC
    ARE YOU ONLY ACTING LIKE A
    D I C K
    BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKING UP FOR THE ONE YOU DON'T HAVE?

  12. iLoveee_JDB iLoveee_JDB
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 3:07pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 5:10pm UTC
    did you know
    It takes 43 muscles to smile,
    17 muscles to frown
    &0 muscles to not give a f*ck

  15. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 4:32pm UTC
    Once they see
    You're doing better without them,
    that's when they want you back.

  16. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 3:15am UTC
    i love cereal.
    me too
    guess we should make out then.

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 3:44pm UTC
    You say that you love rain,
    but you open your umbrella when it rains.
    You say that you love the sun,
    but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines.
    You say that you love the wind
    but you close your windows when wind blows
    This is why I am afraid,
    you say that you love me too
    -William Shakespeare
    format ThatsSoMeee ♥

  18. kaila* kaila*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 8:09pm UTC
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  19. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 9:48pm UTC
    sorry
    About those texts last night. my phone was drunk.

  20. RBAx3 RBAx3
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 11:22pm UTC
    WHAT HAPPENED TO WITTY?!! Why is everyone trying to get a top quote? I mean is it really all about getting a top quote or just posting our quotes/ thoughts and helping our witty sisters when they're in need? I mean this isn't the witty that I know and love. Just thought I'll share my opinion because I feel like everyone's just trying to get "WITTY FAMOUS", which is not why this website was made!

:)

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