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happiest*
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July 15, 2013 3:32pm UTC

Why are you ignoring him??
Because sometimes, the best way to get someone's attention is to stop giving them yours.

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 3:21am UTC

what men thin women love to be called:
babe
baby
sweetie
honey
sexy
what women ACTUALLY like to be called:
lamp shade
broken chair
samuel l jackson
dirty dish rag
mr clean

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 2:57am UTC

i fcking love one direction a lot and
they're really important to me and they mean a lot to me and if you're gonna make me feel bad about it because they're "mainstream" or "gay" or "annoying" than you can go fck yourself

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 2:28am UTC

single in the womb;
single til the tomb

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 11:10am UTC

"Hockey players are ugly."
Now hold on just a diddly-darn minute.

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 2:55am UTC

i would describe my lifestyle as
"please don't sit next to me on the bus"

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 2:33am UTC

I would honesty be an awful parent.
My kid would say "I don't want to go to school, I just want to sleep." and I would literally probably just get in bed with them and say "I feel you."

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Ethanol
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 12:01pm UTC

"Love is how you stay alive,
even after you are gone."
― Cory Monteith

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 4:33am UTC

I used to ask myself:
"What did I do so wrong to desrve this terrible life?"
I've recently started asking myself:
"What can I do to start making it a better life?"

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 3:00am UTC

what do you mean "no pets allowed"
this is my sister.

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伤*
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 12:25pm UTC

SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO WEAR white
AND SAY I DO
but now she's wearing BLACK
AND SAYING GOODBYE

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 3:14am UTC

if watching a show doesn't make you
sexually frustrated, heartbroken or weeping and in need of punching someone in the face then it's not a good tv show trust me

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yourcool
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July 15, 2013 3:36am UTC

mr. moseby: how do you lose a woman?!?!
cody: you forget to cherish her.
eric mathews: lose one friend, lose all friends, lose yourself.
stitch: ohana means family and family means no one gets left behind. or forgotten.
fakifi: oh yes, the past can hurt. but the way i see it, you can either run from it or learn from it.
peter pan: never say goodbye, because goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting.
hercules: a true hero isn't measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart.
winnie the pooh: if there ever comes a day when we can't be together, keep me in your heart, and i'll stay there forever.
the mad hatter: have i gone mad?
alice: i'm afraid so. you're entirely bonkers. but i'll tell you a secret. all the best people are.
mulan: you're at peace because you know it's okay to be afraid.
dory: i look at you and i'm home. please. i don't want that to go away.
WHAT HAPPENED DISNEY

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 3:40am UTC

i don't understand people who make multiple
facebook statuses every day like wtf I haven't made a facebook status since like world war 2

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 3:08am UTC

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop
called "Monsters Ink."

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AnaCastro196
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July 16, 2013 12:47am UTC

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July 16, 2013 12:44am UTC

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Kaleidoscope Eyed*
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 12:43am UTC

The people that say
"IM NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!"
"IM MY OWN PERSON!"
When you know that they are faker plastic ice cubes and are exactly like everyone else and you're just like
"Oh heeeeelllllll no"

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 12:41am UTC

Lip Bitting
_____________________________________________________
Neck Kissing
________________________________________________________
Abss Grabbing

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kristalorrainee5
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 12:39am UTC

When you feel my heat
Look into my eyes
It's where my demons hide
It's where my demons hide
Don't get to close
It's dark inside
It's where my demons hide
It's where my demons hide

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