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pleasespeaktomyface
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July 11, 2012 9:50am UTC

Me It's hot! Tonight I'll leave the window open.
Like · Comment about an hour ago
Dracula, Moth, and 35416289710 mosquitos like this.

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伤*
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July 11, 2012 11:33am UTC

Niall: Hi i'm niall
harry: Hey i'm harry
Zayn: I'm zayn
Liam: I'm liam
Louis: and i'm jennifer
format credit to OneDirection

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softballxwin27
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 9:18pm UTC

Thank you Warning Label...
I was about to use this lamp in the shower.

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softballxwin27
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 8:17pm UTC

A Ghost
Could be humping you right now and you would never know.

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memall7
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July 9, 2012 9:28pm UTC

Holds the door for one person...
ends up holding it for 20

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 6:47pm UTC

RIP Mermaid Man
You were a part of my childhood, a part that I will never forget. Spongebob wouldn't have been the same without you. RIP Ernest Borgnine.
1917 - 2012

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 10:18pm UTC

shoutout to the 90s kids for being
the proudest of their decade for no apparent reason.

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Julia_Hession
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 6:23pm UTC

I want the "DAMN!! You guys are still together?"
Type of relationship.

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tylerr
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 4:02am UTC

me: i think i'm gonna go to sleep now
tv: lol but good shows are on
iPod: sleep? is that a new app?
sleeping position: lol i'm not gonna be comfortable
mind: what's the meaning of life though?
temperature: lol it's too hot and too cold
noises: oh, you said be louder? okay.
body: lol time for itches
person i like: hey

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xxForeverMyselfxx
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 10:19pm UTC

When I was 8 and fell asleep in the car:
*got carried in*
Now when I fall asleep in the car:
*gets shaken* "wake up lazyass, we're home!"

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ForeverYounq_
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 8:43pm UTC

I thought I'd share this with you all. So PLEASE READ.♥
Okay, I was on Tumblr and I saw this picture about a Cancer patient (a little girl) & I was on Facebook & I see all these statuses about Valentine's Day. & I thought of something. My friend & I are planning on buying a big bear for a cancer patient (boy or girl, maybe both) for Feb.14♥. We want to make this special for that little boy/girl. ...Guess what? I'm gonna be single, But I'm not crying. But really I am, I'm crying because little boys and girls are dying at this moment cause of cancer, & I will do whatever to make that little child smile. I want to buy a bear, buy a card, buy whatever to make a little child smile for me. & I will cry. Hard.♥
Fave if you read this♥ &Comment you think it's a good idea.

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emily1534
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 8:55pm UTC

You remind me of my toe
because I know that eventually
I will end up banging you
on a table.
-♥-

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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mumblebumble
posted a quote
January 27, 2012 5:14pm UTC

I hate when people ask me to share my iPod, and then decide to insult my musical taste.

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Jade672
posted a quote
January 27, 2012 4:54pm UTC

Find a boy who,
would rather steal your first kiss than your virginity.

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ZiZi123
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January 27, 2012 8:32pm UTC

"Someone" is getting so many top quotes.

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xBiebersShawtyx
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 5:10pm UTC

We live in a world
Where loosing your cell phone is more dramatic than loosing your virginity

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xBiebersShawtyx
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 5:17pm UTC

Wanna know why they don't give tests at the zoo?
They're all cheetahs

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Gabzers123
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January 19, 2012 6:33pm UTC

Our Generation can name every single Kardashian and the cast of Jersey Shore yet we can't name the rights given to us by the bill of rights. wow lol thats sad

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TristanIsAGuysNameToo
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 5:14pm UTC

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Oh, I'm Sorry!
did the middle of my sentence
interupt the begining of yours?
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Format: TristanIsAGuysNameToo

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