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  1. hai_its_steph hai_its_steph
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 10:38pm UTC
    If I was a bird I know who I'd sh*t on

  2. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 9:08pm UTC
    Yesterday...
    I got a new pair of sneakers
    I forgot they were converse and not my wheelies
    I was trying to slide on the "wheels"
    And I landed on my face.

  3. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 5:40pm UTC
    Me: *Sees most fake quote ever*
    Me: I could tell them how obviously stupid this is...
    Me: Or I can just keep quiet...

  4. EmilyxLovesxU EmilyxLovesxU
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 5:13pm UTC
    Teacher: Okay group project everyone, choose your partner
    Me: *Looks over at my best friend*
    Teacher: The topic is British pop bands, for example.. One Direction
    Everyone: *Looks at me*
    Me: Now you can't have me, you suddenly want me.

  5. xxniicoleexx xxniicoleexx
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 2:00pm UTC
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  6. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    *Girl/b/tch in my class walks up to me*
    Girl: i'm pritty shure i have the same shoes as you, and i got mine first.
    Me: *looks down at shoes*
    girl:
    Me: yeah!!! so?
    Me: atleast they look good on me!!!
    Me: *walks away leving her speechless*
    *True story*

  7. Sabina* Sabina*
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 11:43pm UTC
    Sometimes I wonder:
    If anyone in this world has ever finished an eraser....

  8. LaylaIsabella LaylaIsabella
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 11:32am UTC
    Things i learned at school :
    1) How to whisper.
    2) How to text while i'm not looking
    3) Hot to pretend that i'm paying attention.

  9. EmilyxLovesxU EmilyxLovesxU
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 2:28pm UTC
    Liam: 19 = Mental age: 30.
    Zayn: 20 = Mental age: 16.
    Harry: 18 = Mental age: 10.
    Niall: 19 = Mental age: 13.
    Louis: 21 = Mental age: 5.
    Accurate.

  10. send_me_a_smile send_me_a_smile
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 3:24pm UTC
    :(
    I Haven't had any notifications for so long, steve must have felt sorry for me so i got this instead.
    Bunnylover43 Format

  11. Aidan Aidan
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 1:07pm UTC
    Harry: I'm not amslut! I can count all the people I've slept with on one hand!
    Zayn: Yeah, if that hand was holding a calculator.

  12. CaylieMarie13 CaylieMarie13
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 11:43am UTC
    iCarly should've ended by
    her
    waking up from a coma and
    Drake and Josh calling her
    Megan.

  13. kayleebug kayleebug
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 11:46am UTC
    Things to do on an Elevator
    1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”
    2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
    3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.
    4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
    5) MEOW occasionally.
    6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” - and back away slowly
    7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the red buttons.
    9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
    10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”
    11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?” 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
    13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”
    14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.
    15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
    16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
    17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”
    18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”
    19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
    20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
    21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.
    22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.

  14. AquaBubblezz AquaBubblezz
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 11:48am UTC
    Think of something you have never ever thought of before, in your entire
    life.
    = Mindblown

  15. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 9:19pm UTC
    I can watch Mean Girls over and over and over again.. and I will not get bored with it, you know?


  16. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  17. Lolsorue_girl Lolsorue_girl
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 3:06pm UTC
    Imagine
    if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity
    -Hello? Mom?
    -No. This is Harry Styles.
    nmq

  18. funnygirl2 funnygirl2
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 11:15pm UTC
    You read my quote -
    That's enough social interaction for one day.

  19. bella5296 bella5296
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 10:47pm UTC
    You might be trash according to them,
    but you're worth the cross
    according to HIM.

  20. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 10:43pm UTC
    Live another day.
    And when you do, read this message again.

:)

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