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  1. Mednez Mednez
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    Sometimes
    It takes one really big fall to know where you stand
    Format: twilightgirl995

  2. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    Shark. Bait.
    HOO HA HA

  3. xocupcaakexo xocupcaakexo
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 9:48pm UTC
    who else
    has bought skinny jeans
    that weren't skinny enough ?

  4. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    RIP Mermaid Man
    You were a part of my childhood, a part that I will never forget. Spongebob wouldn't have been the same without you. RIP Ernest Borgnine.
    1917 - 2012

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 1:55pm UTC
    Moonwalking into jail because
    you're a smooth criminal.

  6. ay_baybay ay_baybay
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    DON'T BOTHERPUTTING YOUR HAND OVER MY MOUTH TOSHUT ME UPI will lick you

  7. MyNamesDillon MyNamesDillon
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    lol, its okay.
    You only f/cking broke me.
    nmf/tumblr.(:
    -Format credit to ThatsSoMeee

  8. kayybeee18 kayybeee18
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    I'm flirting..?
    Oh, sorry. I live in the real world
    where it's called
    talking... -_-
    -nmf. hate it. add me on facebook, Kristen Witty

  9. starfhish starfhish
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    Giving someone a second chance
    is like giving them an extra bullet for their gun because they missed you the first time.

  10. Izzy10bella Izzy10bella
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 12:14pm UTC
    Most girls: I hangout with guys, there's less drama than with girls.
    Me: I hangout by myself. There's no drama & I don't have to wear pants.

  11. Nigel9086 Nigel9086
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 11:52am UTC
    Girls who;; #59
    Use cute names like: baby, love, darling etc.
    It shows us guys that we're worth something to you.

    nmf
    Credit

  12. Nigel9086 Nigel9086
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 11:45am UTC
    Those nights
    where you lay in bed and think of that special person.

  13. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    "I'm guessing at McDonald's you
    Get a big mac?"
    Niall: "A quarter pounder with cheese,
    6 chicken nuggets, and a cheeseburger."

  14. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    You've got to
    hand it to midgets.... because they can't reach

  15. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 11:48pm UTC
    Revenge on my cheating ex.
    Alright, well, here's the story.
    He dated 3 girls plus me at once.
    One from his school. His best friends cousin. This girl I hate. and me.
    Okay.
    He kissed 3 of us.
    After he kissed us, he acted weird.
    Like he didn't want us.
    He would be a huge assshole to us.
    And makes us feel crappy.
    Then, he would make us feel great.
    We realized that he played us all.
    Since the guy dated us all in the same month.
    & he kisssed the 3 girls 2 days apart.
    our revenge is this;
    Wednesday, he'll be there with his girlfriend.
    & the girl he flirts w/.
    We are going to call him out on stage.
    W/ his girfriend(s)
    then were gonna tell everyone there.
    That he is a rude jerk.
    This player is going to play OUR game.

  16. silylittleboysbreakhearts silylittleboysbreakhearts
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    10 things to do in an elevator..
    1. Pick a corner and stay there silently with your face to the wall.
    2. Say ding every time you reach a new floor.
    3. Look at someone, open your eyes real wide, back away and say 'your one of them'..
    4. Make explosive noises every time someone presses a button.
    5. Drop a pen and wait for someone to pick it up for you, then scream 'that's mine!'
    6. When your alone with someone, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
    7. Draw a square on the floor and say its your personal space.
    8. Awkwardly introduce people to your imaginary friend.
    9. Meow occasionally.
    10. Scratch your body uncontrollably.

  17. AlyssaBreanne* AlyssaBreanne*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 10:01pm UTC
    D e a r M i d dl e F i n g e r,
    Thanks for sticking up for me.

  18. Fact_Book Fact_Book
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 12:43pm UTC
    FA C T # 4
    Channing Tatum was a stripper when he was 18 years old.
    (should I do a series)

  19. coolata coolata
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 10:48pm UTC

    Next time you're really hot, or hungry, or mad at your parents
    remember:
    There is someone 200000 miles away from home , wearing full combat gear,
    in the sun all day, running around.
    Who hasn't eaten in 2 days, who hasn't showered in over a week,
    who may never see his family again
    and he's doing it so you can live an average day.
    So you don't have to live in fear everyday that you may be picked to be
    a suicide bomber.
    So the next time you go to complain, think about all the sacrifices a complete stranger is giving,
    just for you
    ≈support our troops≈

  20. Squirrely1 Squirrely1
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 10:17pm UTC
    hey, please read this it is so very important.
    My realy good friend Crazylove101 is going through a really tuff time, she is being bullied every day, and there are so many rumors going around abou her it is ridiculous.
    She has started cutting again. earlier she said:
    "So what if I die not many people will care so why should I care?"
    i decided to make a bet with her, if i can get four hundred people to fave a quote saying she should stop cutting, she would stop for the rest of the summer.
    this isnt just for faves, check her profile if you dont believe it.
    please help me out here.
    you are all beautifull, and thanks for caring.

:)

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