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1. xocupcaakexo
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   January 1, 2013 2:18pm UTC
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2. xocupcaakexo
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   August 15, 2012 11:36am UTC
   f@gtard
   i just made up a new word.
   
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3. xocupcaakexo
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2012 10:57am UTC
   Hannah Montana: Nobody's perfect
   Zayn: Stop lying
   Hannah Montana: Nobody's perfect
   Zayn: But I am!
   Selena Gomez: Who says you're not perfect?
   Zayn: *crying* Hannah Montana
   
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4. xocupcaakexo
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2012 10:50am UTC
   YESTERDAY,
   i went to throw a shoe at my brother
   it hit my mom in the face.
   my format.
   
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5. xocupcaakexo
   posted a quote
   August 5, 2012 9:40am UTC
   when your friends
   take your iphone &
   play on it. -_-
   
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6. xocupcaakexo
   posted a quote
   July 11, 2012 6:40pm UTC
   its funny how they all call everyone beautiful. if someone says it to my face, maybe i'll believe them. a stupid little quote doesn't do sh*t.
   
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7. xocupcaakexo
   posted a quote
   July 11, 2012 6:26pm UTC
   the hardest part about
   moving forward is not
   looking back.💜
   
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8. xocupcaakexo
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   July 11, 2012 6:19pm UTC
   texting hello to everyone in your contacts list&nobody replies . .
   damn, i have no friends.(:
   
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9. xocupcaakexo
   posted a quote
   July 11, 2012 9:26am UTC
   5 year old: you're fat
   me: and you're ugly
   5 year old: thank you
   *me: runs away about to cry
   
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10. xocupcaakexo
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 9:14am UTC
    *at Burger King
    order taker: Welcome to Burger King. What can I get for you?
    mom: Hi. I'd like a Chicken, Apple, and Cranberry Garden Fresh Salad and a large fountain drink.
    me: I want a Double Whopper Sandwich.
    me: Wait no..
    order taker:
    me:
    order taker:
    me:
    order taker:
    me: Okay I want an Original Chicken Sandwich.
    me: No, no, no, actually..
    order taker:
    me:
    order taker:
    me:
    order taker:
    me: I want a Five Piece Chicken Strip Meal.
    order taker: Anything else?
    mom: Nope, that's all.
    *gets food
    me: Uggh mom I didn't want this.
    . . . . .
    mom: Don't even start.
    
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11. xocupcaakexo
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 9:48pm UTC
    who else
    has bought skinny jeans
    that weren't skinny enough ?
    ♥
    
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12. xocupcaakexo
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    June 27, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    shut up and smile.(:
    
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13. xocupcaakexo
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    May 1, 2012 4:53pm UTC
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