Witty Profiles
10 things to do in an
elevator..
1. Pick a corner and stay there
silently with your face to the wall.
2. Say ding every time you reach a new floor.
3. Look at someone, open your eyes real wide, back away and say
'your one of them'..
4. Make explosive noises every time someone presses a button.
5. Drop a pen and wait for someone to pick it up for you, then
scream 'that's mine!'
6. When your alone with someone, tap them on the shoulder and
pretend it wasn't you.
7. Draw a square on the floor and say its your personal
space.
8. Awkwardly introduce people to your imaginary friend.
9. Meow occasionally.
10. Scratch your body uncontrollably.
301 faves · 6 comments · Jun 25, 2012 10:21pm
Ggkgriff
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1 decade ago
11. Stand In the corner and say "My name is Esther..." pull out a hammer and say "wanna play?" *From the movie orphan*
12: whistle the mocking Jay tune.
13: When it's full say "now your all wondering why I brought you here today"
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yourcool
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1 decade ago
omfg i have an elevator story:
i was on the elevator with my team, and some other guy. he seemed chill, right? seemed nice. the first words out of his mouth was "jesus loves you." and kept asking us questions about jesus until he got off the elevator.
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cropacuddles22
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1 decade ago
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. IF YOU WERE A GUY I WOULD PROPOSE TO YOU RIGHT NOW!!
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mkool95
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1 decade ago
*you're
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RedSkies
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1 decade ago
must. remember. for. next. time. in. elevator ;]
oh yeah, 100th fave ;D
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ghost town girl* · 1 decade ago
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For number 3~make sure the person is the same race as you O.o