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xxxCookieMonsterxxx21

Status: Comment your favorite song! PLEASE! I <3 listening to music! :)) Thx. x

Member Since: 16 Jun 2012 02:55pm

Last Seen: 12 Feb 2014 06:29pm

Birthday: July 12

Location: USA - that's as close imma let those stalkers get to me.

Gender: F

user id: 309170

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My name is mackenzie but i like better when People call me Kenzie, and nothing else! ( but my friends call me honey boo boo, or boo for short.) But thats it! :)
I f$cking love my friends!! & I wouldn't trade then for the world & we love doing crazy&dumb things...!.
& and yes i am a fan of 1D, but i don't fangirl or do other sh!t like that... :) I would love to meet them! But like thats gonna happen... :(
I love soccer! You can't take it away from me! I've been playing since i was 5. So that's 10 years now.
My biggest dream is to live in NYC one day. And of course to meet 1D!
I am 15. I love to eat! I wish i could eat all day, everyday without gaining a pound! And if i could i would, trust me!
I smile alot, and laugh alot. It's not very hard to make me laugh! But it's also not that hard to get  me pissed! But i can'thold a grudge, unless you really scwered up.
I love to act crazy! I'm not short i'm fun size!
I am very much a girly-girl, but! i also love to wear sweats
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Don't hate, ok? Stay Beautiful!  Luv ya!
Oh, and if you didn't notice; i love rainbows!!
& sorry if my profile is boring, i'm still not sure how to work it? haha x

 More: I have ADD so the more colorfull quotes catch my attention, and the really long quotes usually bore me... haha sorry!
I laugh at the cheesiest jokes, and yeah i'm a sucker for pick up lines cuz there usually really dumb and cheesy :P
& about all these fights about thngs on Witty... I just sit back and laugh. I don't take sides.
haha! sorry if you actually read this entire thing! I just kinda ramble oonnnnnn.
Ok bye! x.
& that's me in the picture...likey?
haha!
& I love listening to music! ^read my status!^ PLEASE!!  ^It's.^ Up.^There.^
Quote from Honey Boo Boo: Beauty comes in all shapes & sizes, mine just happens to be cute. :)
i'm done. I promise.  :D
  1. xxxCookieMonsterxxx21 xxxCookieMonsterxxx21
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    Said I'd never leave her, cause her hands fit like my t- shirt.

  2. xxxCookieMonsterxxx21 xxxCookieMonsterxxx21
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    * Listening to Live While We're Young in the car*
    mom: what do they mean by 'get some'?
    me:
    mom:
    me:
    mom:
    me:
    mom:
    me:
    mom:
    me:
    mom:
    me:
    mom:
    me:.....get some potatoes....
    mom:
    me:
    mom:
    me:
    mom:
    mom: usually when a boy says he's going to 'get some' he means -
    me: yes mom I know!

  3. xxxCookieMonsterxxx21 xxxCookieMonsterxxx21
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    * Listening to Live While We're Young in the car*
    mom: what do they mean by 'get some'?
    me:
    mom:
    me:
    mom:
    me:
    mom:
    me:
    mom:
    me:
    mom:
    me:
    mom:
    me:.....get some potatoes....
    mom:
    me:
    mom:
    me:
    mom:
    mom: usually when a boy says he's going to 'get some' he means -
    me: yes mom I know!

  4. xxxCookieMonsterxxx21 xxxCookieMonsterxxx21
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 10:46am UTC
    It's funy how the people who know the least about you
    have the most to say.

  5. xxxCookieMonsterxxx21 xxxCookieMonsterxxx21
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 12:33pm UTC
    Like it's her Birthday.

  6. xxxCookieMonsterxxx21 xxxCookieMonsterxxx21
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 12:10pm UTC
    This world keeps spinning faster, to a new disaster.

  7. xxxCookieMonsterxxx21 xxxCookieMonsterxxx21
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 12:06pm UTC
    When a persons laugh is funnier than the joke.

  8. xxxCookieMonsterxxx21 xxxCookieMonsterxxx21
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 11:58am UTC
    Now I know I have a heart because it's breaking. - The Tinman ♥

  9. xxxCookieMonsterxxx21 xxxCookieMonsterxxx21
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 11:52am UTC
    I really really really really
    really really really really
    really really really really
    really really really really
    really really really really
    really really really really
    like love you.

  10. xxxCookieMonsterxxx21 xxxCookieMonsterxxx21
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 7:52pm UTC
    I actually thought you liked me.
    When you picked me up.
    Then I see you flirting with other girls.
    And then I ask myself :
    Why would any guy like me?

  11. xxxCookieMonsterxxx21 xxxCookieMonsterxxx21
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 2:46pm UTC
    You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.
    You make me happy when skies are gray.
    You'll never know, dear, how much I love you.
    Please don't take my sunshine away.

  12. xxxCookieMonsterxxx21 xxxCookieMonsterxxx21
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 2:42pm UTC
    You add sunshine to my day when the clouds are stormy.

  13. xxxCookieMonsterxxx21 xxxCookieMonsterxxx21
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    {Tell me i'm a screwed up mess.}

  14. xxxCookieMonsterxxx21 xxxCookieMonsterxxx21
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    Tonights your lucky night.

  15. xxxCookieMonsterxxx21 xxxCookieMonsterxxx21
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    Home: where I can look ugly and enjoy it.

  16. xxxCookieMonsterxxx21 xxxCookieMonsterxxx21
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 11:36am UTC
    Don't trust me.

  17. xxxCookieMonsterxxx21 xxxCookieMonsterxxx21
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 11:32am UTC
    Anything could happen.

  18. xxxCookieMonsterxxx21 xxxCookieMonsterxxx21
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 11:30am UTC
    I put your picture away.

  19. xxxCookieMonsterxxx21 xxxCookieMonsterxxx21
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    You can be the peanut butter to my jelly.
    You can be the butterflies I feel in my belly.
    You can be the captain,
    and I can be your first mate.
    You can be the chills that I feel on our first date.
    You can be the hero,
    and I can be your sidekick,
    You can be the tear that I cry if we ever split.
    You can be the rain from the cloud when it's stormin'.
    Don't know if I could ever be
    without you 'cause boy you complete me.
    And in time I know that we'll both see
    that we're all we need.
    'Cause you're the apple to my pie.
    You're the straw to my berry.
    You're the smoke to my high.
    And you're the one I wanna marry.
    'Cause you're the one for me, for me.
    And I'm the one for you, for you.
    You take the both of us, of us,
    and we're the perfect two.
    We're the perfect two.
    We're the perfect two.
    Baby me and you,
    we're the perfect two.
    You can be the prince and I can be your princess.
    You can be the sweet tooth I can be the dentist.
    You can be the shoes and I can be the laces.
    You can be the heart that I spill on the pages.
    You can be the vodka and I can be the chaser.
    You can be the pencil and I can be the paper.
    You can be as cold as the winter weather.
    But I don't care as long as we're together.
    Don't know if I could ever be
    without you 'cause boy you complete me.
    And in time I know that we'll both see
    that we're all we need.
    Cause you're the apple to my pie.
    You're the straw to my berry.
    You're the smoke to my high.
    And you're the one I wanna marry.
    Cause your the one for me, for me.
    And I'm the one for you, for you.
    You take the both of us, of us,
    and we're the perfect two.
    We're the perfect two.
    We're the perfect two.
    Baby me and you,
    we're the perfect two.
    You know that I'll never doubt ya,
    and you know that I think about ya,
    and you know I can't live without ya.
    I love the way that you smile,
    and maybe in just a while,
    i can see me walk down the aisle.
    'Cause you're the apple to my pie.
    You're the straw to my berry.
    You're the smoke to my high,
    and you're the one I wanna marry.
    'Cause you're the one for me, for me.
    And I'm the one for you, for you.
    You take the both of us, of us,
    and we're the perfect two.
    We're the perfect two.
    We're the perfect two.
    Baby me and you,
    we're the perfect two.
    I love this song!
    <3

  20. xxxCookieMonsterxxx21 xxxCookieMonsterxxx21
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    Getting to bed earlier so you can see your crush sooner.
    <3

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