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  1. xxrebeccaxx xxrebeccaxx
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    Format credit: Sandrasaurus
    And i know that you've all
    searched your name on google
    atleast once.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. bella_xxox bella_xxox
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 2:05am UTC
    Sometimes,
    even if it wasn't funny,
    i respond "haha"
    just to make them feel good !

  4. Iamawittystick Iamawittystick
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 12:27pm UTC
    is it just me or am i the only person who feels like i sound really different on recording.

  5. emosexy emosexy
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 3:37pm UTC
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    1) press the fave button
    2) highlight the numbers
    3) press Ctrl and f
    4) press 99 and see what happenes :P

  6. MissJaime_xx MissJaime_xx
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 4:57am UTC
    Internet People: OMG you're so pretty!
    School People: I've never seen this species of dog before..

  7. MissJaime_xx MissJaime_xx
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 6:42am UTC
    Its fine being 'popular' but in 10 years its not going to get you far

  8. MissJaime_xx MissJaime_xx
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 11:35am UTC
    What makes you beautiful?
    Personality, because beauty is only skin deep

  9. MissJaime_xx MissJaime_xx
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 1:04pm UTC
    *me sneezes*
    Class: bless ya
    *popular kid sneezes*
    Class: God bless you sweetheart, may the lord protect you from a cold :')

  10. MissJaime_xx MissJaime_xx
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 7:27am UTC
    *le me and my friend watching high school musical 2*
    me: oh look what a coincedence, they all know the exact same song..
    my friend: ...and the same dance routine
    me: ohhh look lanterns
    my friend: you can see the string holding it up!
    me: now there kissing in the rain..
    me and my friend: this movie is f/cked up..

  11. MissJaime_xx MissJaime_xx
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 1:14pm UTC
    So what if you're not cool?
    think about it..in 10 years will it matter?
    Will it matter if you're not the prettiest in your class or not all the boys like you?
    Because really, that doesn't matter and nor will it matter 10 years from now so LIVE
    and do whatever you want,
    make memories

  12. MissJaime_xx MissJaime_xx
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 1:19pm UTC
    Stop Comparing Yourself To Others

  13. brokenhearthater brokenhearthater
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 9:01pm UTC
    Click the Heart and i'll follow youu.;*
    (i'll do everyone i promise.)

  14. subtlysam subtlysam
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    my cousin & i at my mommy's funeral
    (my cousin is 6)
    My Cousin: sam, is aunty really not waking up?
    Me: no, but you can always talk to her, in your heart!
    My Cousin:-eyes tear up- i want to see her again...
    Me: -pulls out my wallet-
    Me : -hands cousin my photo i have of my mum and i-
    Me : just look & talk to this when you want to
    -i tried to let out a small smile-
    Me: ok?
    My Cousin :i pinky promise you i will. -we pinky swore here-
    cause i love your mommy and you, even though you will miss her with me, i know she is right there.
    -he lifted his finger and pointed at a tree-
    Me : Why are you pointing over there, bud?
    My Cousin : i see aunt kelly she is an angel waving at us!
    - he waved his hand-
    - he ran to that tree and stuck the picture in a knothole-
    I am visiting that tree everyday of life now,
    cause i knw that's where she is as a
    (: happy & beautiful angel :)

  15. Onism* Onism*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 1:22pm UTC
    I don't know if I'm the only girl that does this but when I say I'm fine, I mean it.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. RawrMeansILoveYoux RawrMeansILoveYoux
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 1:29pm UTC
    I Moan It's To Hot
    I Moan It's To Cold
    And Then It
    R A I N S
    What The Heck Is Wrong With The Uk?

  18. Terilyn Terilyn
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    Me: *singing in the shower* NEVERMIND I'LL FIND, SOMEONE LIKE YOUUUUUU!
    Me: Adele would be so jealous of my singing.
    Me: *spontaneously turns into Helen Keller*
    Me: I'm so cool.
    Me: *hears the TV in the living room broadcast the Hunger Games trailer on DVD*
    Me: Yay. i can't wait until midnight.
    Me: *hears effie trinket say,"Primrose Everdeen!"*
    Me: *kicks open the shower door, wraps myself in a towel, jumps over my bed, trips on the rug and faceplants on the ground, immediately gets back up and limps into the living room*
    Me: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!
    My Mom: ...Honey, your nose is bleeding.
    I follow back. c:

  19. BlisterOnTheSun BlisterOnTheSun
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    I’m on a seafood diet..
    I see food and then I eat it.

  20. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    no matter how old i get,
    there will always be that
    teddy bear
    i'll never get rid of
    Y

:)

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