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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 2:04pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
I wanted to add a quote.
This is all I came up with.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 4:09pm UTC

That awkward moment when
you're that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 10:37am UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Dear hair, I really love you,
But I will kill you with a flat iron every morning.

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bailie008
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 4:39pm UTC

Me: Oh my god. My period is late.
Me: AM I PREGNANT?
Me: Wait...
Me: Still a virgin.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
Me: Seems legit.
-tumblr-

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 11:23am UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
One of the hardest things to do
Is plug your wall charger in when it's dark.

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stuckinadaydream
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 4:34pm UTC

Didn't you
just love it
>>When the teacher would read for storytime
and your name would be said in the book
and then everyone would stare at you.
Did that only happen in my class?

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mmeeker713
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 8:38pm UTC

Twilight written by Dr. Seuss
Jake likes a girl. Her name is Bella. Bella likes another fella.
See this vamp? His name is Ed. Ed is plae. Ed is dead.
Ed saved Bella from a van. Ed must be a special man.
Ed wont kill boys. He wont kill girls.
Ed feeds on deer and squirrels.
This is James, hes a tracker. Hes sort of a vamp attacker.
James hurts Bella for a thrill. Will Ed kill him? Oh yes he will.
But James gives her a little bite. Will she be a vamp? She might!
Edward fixes Bellas cut.
She wont be a vampire, but...
She becomes one. Read some more. Shes a vampire in book 4.

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only1truebelieber08
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 4:24pm UTC

When someone tells a joke,
and you say "ohh haha" when you don't understand the joke at all.

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turgeonite2
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 4:24pm UTC

I love when
I read a really long quote, and at the end it says,
"if you read this whole thing, THANK YOU"
And I just sit there like,
"You're welcome.. you are welcome."

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itslashellebitchezz
posted a quote
December 19, 2010 9:14pm UTC

Who else remembers;
"Does your mom wanna talk to my mom?"

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EmmaleeeGrace
posted a quote
August 30, 2010 2:57am UTC

I Hate It How Your Nice
To The Weird Kid
& Then BOOM. Stalked For Life.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 2:52pm UTC

It feels a lot better when
Strangers randomly compliment you
Than when one of your friends does.
© ThatsSoMeee :)

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 13, 2012 4:48pm UTC

➫ ⇡ ➶ ↴
I'm never sure
What to do with my e y e s when I'm at the dentist.
Do I close them?
Do I stare at his face?
Do I look at the ceiling?
What's the proper etiquette here?
jimmy365:)
nmq/ ^my format:)

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ImmaBeWitty
posted a quote
January 13, 2012 3:20pm UTC

Raisin cookies that look like
chocolate cookies, are the main reason I have trust issues.
nmf/nmq

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 7:39pm UTC

If taylor swift and bruno mars
went out and broke up
there would be some great
relashionship songs made.
♥

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 5:28pm UTC

I don't re-check
my test. I just flip threw the pages
anyone else?

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 5:36pm UTC

How I see dogs:
Beagle, German Shepherd, Poodle, Maltese, Labradore.
How I see cats:
cat, cat, cat, cat, cat.
follow me, i follow back:)-jimmy365
format by ThatsSoMeee :)

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BreeM123
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 3:59pm UTC

What if rappers rapped
about nice things?
Its like, "GIRL IMMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND...
give them to that homeless person because he's cold.."

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crazygurl04
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Hannah Montana revealed her secret.
Zach and Cody finally graduated.
Alex is now the Russo family wizard.
My childhood has gone.

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irishkell96
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 4:50pm UTC

Did you hear? Russell Brand and Katy Perry are splitting up!
Wow, I guess he is the one that got away.
Something must have happened last Friday night.
Maybe he wanted some other California girl.
Or maybe he kissed another girl and liked it!
That's what he gets for waking up in Vegas.
nmf/nmq

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