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Twilight written by Dr. Seuss
Jake likes a girl. Her name is Bella. Bella likes another fella.
See this vamp? His name is Ed. Ed is plae. Ed is dead.
Ed saved Bella from a van. Ed must be a special man.
Ed wont kill boys. He wont kill girls. 
Ed feeds on deer and squirrels.
This is James, hes a tracker. Hes sort of a vamp attacker.
James hurts Bella for a thrill. Will Ed kill him? Oh yes he will.
But James gives her a little bite.  Will she be a vamp? She might!
Edward fixes Bellas cut.
She wont be a vampire, but...
She becomes one. Read some more. Shes a vampire in book 4. 

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Twilight written by Dr. Seuss Jake likes a girl. Her name is

2045 faves · 34 comments · Jan 23, 2012 8:38pm

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Kur0ai* · 1 decade ago
hahaha GENIUS......
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.* · 1 decade ago
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
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kd00 · 1 decade ago
lol :)
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lovelife17 · 1 decade ago
hahahaha
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robyn22 · 1 decade ago
im actually crying from laughing so hard ;3
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JBieberFever456 · 1 decade ago
OMG THIS IS GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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AreocrombieXx1 · 1 decade ago
OMGGFFFH I LOVE THE ENDING TO THIS QUOTE HAHA
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mmeeker713 · 1 decade ago
its not my quote, i found it on a website, i never said i wrote it no need to over react.
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a2323 · 1 decade ago
OMG loveeee this :)
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dancer4444 · 1 decade ago
YESS<3
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fake-mermaid* · 1 decade ago
MADE MY DAY!!

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reyyy312 · 1 decade ago
Love thisss <3
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pluto* · 1 decade ago
original... lmfao! and the lady tht wrote it said she had a dream...
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arlh · 1 decade ago
hahahaahaha!
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xxchloexxneon · 1 decade ago
ahahahhahahaha
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smartysydney333 · 1 decade ago
This is so funny! Did you really right it yourself?
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heitsmee123 · 1 decade ago
omg, this is the best! made me laugh so hard!
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silverarrows · 1 decade ago
bravo *claps loudly*
you are so winning
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SMFx27 · 1 decade ago
Omg , this made my day (:
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