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  1. swiftie4lifee26 swiftie4lifee26
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 7:23pm UTC
    "A GREAT QUOTE IS WITTY". witty is great but wth does that mean??

  2. swiftie4lifee26 swiftie4lifee26
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 7:25pm UTC
    The language of friendship is not words.. its meaning.

  3. swiftie4lifee26 swiftie4lifee26
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    smile like you mean it.

  4. swiftie4lifee26 swiftie4lifee26
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 4:17pm UTC
    :( i made you a cookie but i eated it. :(

  5. The Chosen One* The Chosen One*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 1:53pm UTC
    Who Is That Boy I See?
    The One That Seems To Be Staring At Me<3

  6. *y i k e s* *y i k e s*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 1:00pm UTC
    format by MikaylaSaysHi..
    it's not alright to feel like you're falling into nothing

  7. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 10:38am UTC
    When somebody says you can't do something you fight back.
    you prove them wrong

  8. luchadoreal luchadoreal
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 12:24pm UTC
    Why is my life not one of those Disney movies?
    That would be so much better...

  9. Kaleidoscope Eyed* Kaleidoscope Eyed*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 2:11pm UTC
    Society teaches you that there ALWAYS has to be something wron with you
    you're sad sometimes = you must be depressed
    you're unique = you must be weird
    you like to wear black = you must be emo
    you change your mind a lot = you must be bipolar
    YOU ARE YOU THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU!
    The world needs to change their perspective.

  10. MayMyEyesBleedForTheSorrowsYouveCausedMe MayMyEyesBleedForTheSorrowsYouveCausedMe
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    Sophie and Alex we're best friends. Sophie was a girl, Alex was a boy. Sophie andAlex didnt care if people thought they were going out. secretly Sophie wished Alex would ask her out, she thought it was going to happen. Alex was the most popular boy in their school when they went to High School. He was the cute "emo" guy who every girl loved. Sophie didn't think much of it. She thought he'd turn to her for a date. Alex was the only guy she cared about. She rejected everyone who asked her out. One day, Alex got asked out by a girl who fitted his personality. He excitdly said "yes" and told sophie what had happened. Sophie was shocked. A completely different girl to her. She stuttered "Okay". Alex was happier than ever, and it depressed Sophie seeing that all this was happening. She had to watch them hold hands, hug...But it all got too much when they kissed. Sophie was shocked, she couldn't sleep and cried all day and night. She scived school. Sophie wanted to see his face, but she couldn't bear to see his girlfriends. What could she do ? She stayed on MSN all dayfor him. He sometimes came on. The last wirds he said before they got off was I love You more than her BYexx. Sophie was tough by the last words he said, She decided to go to school again. When she got there, Alex ran over to her and hugged her. While his girlfriend wasen't there. Alex was still going out with his girlfriend, but Sophie accepted. She knew it would come to an end. Well, she hoped.. and he did too. Alex and Sophie grew stronger together, and Alex and his girlfriend grew apart. As the long summer days went past. Sophie looked through the albums of photographs of them together. She missed those days alot. She stroked the picture of him hugging her, his and her eyes sparkling with love. She knew she had to cope through this situation. She has to win him back beauce otherwise she would be stuck with no one. She had thought about suicide before. But she passed that over. She wrote in her diary everyday what happened, she couldnt talk to anyone about this. She couldn't see why Alex hadn't dumped his girlfriend yet. The next day at school, Alex was having time with his girlfriend. She couldn't cope. She ordered Alex's favorite food from the cafeteria, vegetarian lasangne and chips. Through she didn't feel like eating it. She took her food and locked herself on one of the toilets, crying. She ate scraps of the food. When she had finished, she scrambled through her bag for her pencase. She got out a thick ,black pen and graffited on the walls beside her, She wrote things like," your not going to live" and "please let the ones who want to die, die!" She cried into her hands and smudged all of the graffitti to show her emotion. 3 months later, Sophie was barely holding on. He was still going out with the girl. One day, her head teacher called her into her office. "sophie . We can see what's happening to you. Your so thin and you seem to be lonely. What's happened to Alex?" As soon as she heard the name Alex ,she cried,tears streaming. " He doesn't love me. He said he did, but he doesn't!" she cried. "Don't worry, you will find someone some day." The head teacher said ,rubbing her back. " So what exactly happened?" The head teacher asked soothingly. After an hour of explaining, the head teacher knew what to do. She called her parents to pick her up and take her home to have a rest from Alex. Sophie knew it wasn't going to work. There were so many things that reminded her of Alex. Alex came over one afternoon. He was crying too. " Babe, I don't know what I've done!" He said holding her tight against him. " I should have never done this!" His eyeliner was running. "what shall I do?"he asked, whispering. " i don't care, I don't think I"ll live long enough." Sophie answered ,weakly. Alex looked in her eyes. He could see her weakness.He could see he was going to be a murderer. Unless he changed one thing. he rang his girlfriend immediately. "I'ts over !" he screamed into the phone. "I'm a destroyer! I should have said no to you." "why honey...is it " his girlfriend paused. She knew what he meant. She understood. He quickly ended the call. And looked at Sophie. "Yes." he said , pulling her into him. They kissed passionately, Sophie was so happy. And so was he. "Thank you." he said after the first dose. They made out more and Sophie leaned onto his chest and he fell backwards on her bed. They cuddled, he wrapped his foot around hers,and then they stopped after awhile." I love you." he said smiling.

  11. twinkle_star1 twinkle_star1
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 5:27pm UTC
    If only i could just sit in one place all day with a bunch of double stuff oreos life would be perfect

  12. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 1:49pm UTC
    I remember when the best comeback was
    "I'm telling your mom"


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  14. The Chosen One* The Chosen One*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 1:18am UTC
    Omfg!
    On Ask.fm
    Somegirl: JOSH TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH <3‎
    Louis Tomlinson: Happy birthday baby, but my name is Louis :)
    Ahahahah xDDD

  15. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 12:41pm UTC
    PHINEAS AND FERB ON WITTYPROFILES
    Phineas: Hey candice, what are you doing
    Candice: I'm posting quotes on a website called wittyprofiles where
    people favourite your quotes and the quote having more faves than
    any other quotes becomes top quote.
    Ferb: *blinks eyes*
    Phineas: *blinks eyes*
    Phineas:ok
    In the backyard
    Phineas: ferb, i know what we are going to do today
    Isabella: hey feneas, whatcha doin ?
    Phineas:we are going to make a wittyprofiles account and posts
    quote
    Isabella: OK, i'll tell you some quotes to post.
    Major: angent P. Doofenshmirtz is spending his all time on
    computer. He is planning something evil. Go find out
    Perry: *goes to doofenshmirtz home*
    Stacey: hey candice, isn't that the picture of your brothers on
    this account on wittyprofiles.
    Candice: yeah, Its thier pic.
    Candice: Phineas , ferb, Is the account Paf6324 is your account?
    Phineas: yeah candice, this website is good. We posted 100 quotes
    and 5000 followes in 1 hour.
    Candice: *shocked* what? Thats not fair. Im on witty for 6 months
    and got just 50 followers.
    Phineas: well, dont be upset, you'll get more
    Candice: Im gonna tell this to mom, you are so in trouble.
    Random stranger: *comments on Phineas and ferb's account* hey you
    guys look so young in profile pic. Aint you too young to have a
    witty account?
    Phineas: yes, we are
    Stranger:ok then its always good to see kids joining witty
    Background music: doofenshmirtz evil in corporated
    *perry gets trapped in a cage*
    Doofenshmirtz: oh hey perry the platipus come. I was waiting for
    you. See this, this is delete-inator Ok im going to tell you my
    evil plan. My brother is too famous on social networks and i am
    not. So i decided to delete his account with this
    delete-inator.
    Candice: mom mom Phineas and ferb have a secret account on a
    website. Come come, over there
    Mom: ok candice,
    *perry gets himself out of the cage and kicks doofenshmirtz*
    *doofenshmirtz switches on delete-inator*
    *perry kicks doofenshmirtz*
    *doofenshmirtz hits delete-inator which cause change in the
    direction of the rays coming from delete-inator*
    *rays go to Phineas and ferb's computer and delete thier
    account*
    *delete-inator gets broken*
    Doofenshmirtz: curse you perry the platipus.
    Candice: mom mom come *mom comes and checks the computer*
    Mom: candice, there is no any account with username Paf6324, but
    isn't that you on this account candiceJ.
    Candice: but but but *shocked*
    Perry:grrr
    Phineas: oh there you are perry

  16. Th£_Music_Fr£Ak❤* Th£_Music_Fr£Ak❤*
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 8:48pm UTC
    Confessions??? Each fave = 1 confession. NOT looking for faves, just REALLY bored ..

  17. elysian* elysian*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 2:25am UTC
    2 am is for the poets who
    can't sleep because their
    minds are alve with words
    for someone who's not there.
    For the alcoholics drinking
    themselves into amnesia to
    forget someone who left.
    2 am is not for the lovers
    asleep in each other's arms.
    It is for the lonely, the ones
    who are in love with the loved
    but are not loved in return
    (L.S)


  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  19. Storyofmylife586 Storyofmylife586
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 9:28pm UTC
    ;"> style="border: 3px solid #8101FF;">
    From across the room
    I see her
    Beyond the flashing lights
    I spot him
    Our eyes lock
    His eyes, smouldouring
    Hers
    Sparkling
    My heart doubles its
    BEAT
    I'm hot all over
    Slowly we walk
    Towards each other
    Music pulsing on the dance floor
    People around us
    But we are
    In another world
    Music
    Surrounds us
    As we dance
    the night away....
    because
    I
    finally
    found
    You.

  20. The Chosen One* The Chosen One*
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 3:40pm UTC
    CuteeChickXoXo: DID I TELL YOU WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU GOT WITH RORY?(8:31pm)
    Me: NO..(8:32pm)
    CuteeChickXoXo: WELL THEN..LISTEN TO THE FOLLOWING(8:34pm)
    CuteeChickXoXo: YOU GET WITH RORY;(8:34pm)
    CuteeChickXoXo: - I WILL HATE YOU(8:34pm)
    CuteeChickXoXo: - I WILL DISOWN YOU
    CuteeChickXoXo: - I WILL NO LONGER BE YOUR FRIEND/HUSBAND/SISTER FIGURE/BFF(8:35pm)
    CuteeChickXoXo: - I WILLL TRACK YOU DOWN(8:35pm)
    CuteeChickXoXo: - USING A RHI TRACKER(8:35pm)
    CuteeChickXoXo: - AND PERSONALLY STRANGLE YOU(8:35pm)
    CuteeChickXoXo: - TILL(8:35pm)
    CuteeChickXoXo: - YOU(8:35pm)
    CuteeChickXoXo: - DIE(8:35pm)
    CuteeChickXoXo: - GOODDAY
    Me: I wont get with Rory. a) hed never date a 12yr old b) i dont see why he needs an online gf when he has a offline one..wouldnt feel right c) do you know how many would hate me?(8:36pm)
    CuteeChickXoXo: a) Pfft He Shaggs Fakes -.- b) Hes A Lier, Get Used To It And c) ALOT..BUT I WOULD MOSTLY(8:36pm)
    Me: Really >.<? Mmm..ive been told :/ && IK YOU WOULD(8:37pm)
    CuteeChickXoXo: Yusz, He Shagged Liv Didn't He? && -.- Then Why Trust Him && LOL BUT YOU DONT KNOW HOW MUCH(8:38pm)
    Me: YESH GURLAY GOTCHU(8:39pm)

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