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  1. ilovedance143 ilovedance143
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC
    Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

  2. Soccerchic15 Soccerchic15
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    LIFE IS LIKE
    a mirror, we get the best
    results when we smile at it
    - Danielle Peazer
    -OneDirection

  4. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 8:46am UTC
    .
    .
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    .
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    It's
    STAR
    WARS
    day!
    May the fourth be with you!
    Format by Breeze
    nmq

  5. iloveyaahx3 iloveyaahx3
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    i don't talk because no one listens to me.

  6. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    My First Omegle Chat! <3
    You: So what are you doing?
    Stranger: Eating paper.
    You?
    You: Aw, you eat paper, too!? I thought I was the only one! :O
    You: We are perfect for eachother! '
    Stranger: D: i thought i was
    You: No sir! I eat paper all the time!
    Stranger: OMGMARRY ME
    You: Oh my God! I will! I'm like, tearing up right now! :') I LOVE YOU.
    You: We can eat paper together for the rest of our lives! We'll be 90 years old, sitting on our rockers on the front porch, eating paper and playing with the grandchildren! <3
    You: I"ve always dreamed of a future like that! <3
    Stranger: <3 omg lets choke on paper together!
    lol, what? xD

  7. YOLO12 YOLO12
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    Today is Friday the 13th and National Kiss Day.
    It's a serial rapist killers fantasy.

  8. demons* demons*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 12:08am UTC
    That Scary Moment
    when its 3:00 a.m and you're hungry
    and you have to walk to your kitchen alone.

  9. xblueeyesx0 xblueeyesx0
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 10:25pm UTC
    youknowwhat reallysucks
    a b o u t f a l l i n g f o r a g u y y o u k n o w y o u ' r e n o t r i g h t f o r? [x] [x] [x]
    » YOU FALL ANYWAYS «
    because you think he might
    turn out to be different.

    nmf

  10. xxBestDayEverxx xxBestDayEverxx
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    *Watching The Hunger Games with
    my friend who never read the books*
    her: Who's he and is he drunk?
    her: did the black girl die!?
    her: Where's Peter?
    me: PEETA
    her: Who's Katchisses' friend again? With the black hair?
    her: I thought Katchisses lived in the Capitol, where is she?
    her: What is the Hunger Games anyways?
    her: Did Peeter die?!
    Me: PEETA
    Her: When does The Hunger Games 2 come out?
    Me: -________-
    Her: Howd those dogs get there?
    her: I don't get this.
    Her: This is so unrealistic.
    Her: WTF DO THESE PEOPLE WEAR.
    Her: How did she know to hit the apples?
    Her: Are those MockingBay birds real?
    Her: So does Peter and her get together?
    Me: PEETA. -______-
    Watching it
    with her =
    hardest
    thing I've ever
    done.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. iliketoreadthesethings iliketoreadthesethings
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 10:31am UTC
    credittoforgeter
    Wouldn't life be perfect
    If sweatpants were sexy,
    Mondays were fun,
    Junk Food didn't make you fat,
    Girls didn't cause so much drama,
    Guys weren't so confusing,
    & Goodbyes only meant until Tomorrow.

  13. beelynng beelynng
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 10:09am UTC
    Stuff teachers want to say..
    "forget this lesson, let's just go party."
    "its cute how you think i actually care whether or not you pass."
    "they do not pay me enough to deal with you..."
    "alright, 30 dollars and we'll call it a B+"
    "honestly, ma'am, your son is the biggest jerk i've ever had to teach."
    "oh my gosh, forget it. we're watching a movie!"
    "well, if you weren't so dumb you probably wouldn't have gotten that one wrong, would you?"
    "dude, even i can tell she's not into you."
    "quite frankly, Helen Keller can read better than you."
    "you know, i used to bully kids like you."
    ^LOL, THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

  14. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 7:57am UTC
    "Don't call a girl a flirt
    when she's just trying to be nice,
    and don't call a girl obsessed".
    When she's just in love.
    - Zayn Malik ♥
    dredit to OneDirection

  15. unic0rn unic0rn
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    besstfriend: "I'm gonna get a grape tattoo so that way when I'm older, it will be a raisin."
    me: OMFG THIS IS WHY WE'RE FRIENDS.
    smartphowned.com

  16. Checkmate Checkmate
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 8:06am UTC
    every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist

  17. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 8:03am UTC
    Niall: I'm a maths genius!
    Louis: What's 675 books + 345 books?
    Niall: A LIBARY! ask me a harder question louis!
    - OneDirection♥

  18. xolacrosse16 xolacrosse16
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    American Boys
    are rude, perverted, and disrespectful.
    Foreign Boys
    are classy, respectful, and caring.
    ..and they have accents (;

  19. sfishface1313 sfishface1313
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 9:41am UTC
    rules for texting a girl
    1) dont take 40 minutes to reply
    2) use good grammar
    3) ask questions
    4) use the :) face

  20. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    teacher: "are you two dating?"
    me: "no, we're just--"
    him: "YES. WE'RE MARRIED."

:)

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