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BravoSierra
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February 25, 2014 12:31pm UTC

I'm naming my TV remote Waldo
for obvious reasons

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Steve
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February 25, 2014 2:55pm UTC

I'll take a girl with a sharp wit. Wits never sag.

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happiest*
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February 25, 2014 3:28pm UTC

i honestly love getting messages from you guys so much it makes my day even if you’re just saying hi or something it’s nice to know you’re acknowledging my existence

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happiest*
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February 25, 2014 3:31pm UTC

Does anyone get upset when you’re dreaming and it ends on a cliffhanger? I’m dead serious I can’t tell you how many times I’m having a good or weird dream then wake up like OMG WHAT DID HE FIND OUT IS HE OK WHAT SHOULD I- f-ck what was I dreaming about again

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happiest*
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February 25, 2014 3:34pm UTC

WHY CANT EVERY CHARGER FOR EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS JUST BE THE SAME SHAPE AND SIZE

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BravoSierra
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February 26, 2014 1:12pm UTC

I wish I could text my bed
and let it know it's been on my mind all day.

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BravoSierra
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February 26, 2014 1:17pm UTC

If you have a stupid ex,
favorite this with your middle finger.

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BravoSierra
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February 26, 2014 5:25pm UTC

"Big boobs don't count if you're fat."
"Yeah well big dícks don't count if you are one."

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BravoSierra
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February 24, 2014 1:01pm UTC

All of my future plansstart off with "when I get rich".

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happiest*
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February 11, 2014 2:01pm UTC

when people don't sit next to me on the bus:offended and relieved
when someone sits next to me:irritated yet flattered

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happiest*
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February 11, 2014 2:08pm UTC

when i was younger i used to think that movies with flashbacks took longer to film because they had to wait for the actors to grow up for their adult scenes

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BravoSierra
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February 12, 2014 12:51pm UTC

That moment when you must recorrect autocorrect correcting you
in order to properly swear in a text message.

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BittersweetMemories
posted a quote
November 9, 2013 2:50pm UTC

» baby, come on & be mine «
let's be us again.
i want the label of your girlfriend.
i want to be your future.
make it happen.

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Picturesque Wonderland.*
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November 9, 2013 9:20pm UTC

///Don't depend too much on anyone in this world\\\
///because even your shadow leaves you when you're in darkness.\\\

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death ramps*
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November 9, 2013 7:18pm UTC

Format chickittylover
☹
But I crumble completely when you cry
Seems like once again you've had to greet me with goodbye

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MissAnna
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November 9, 2013 9:31pm UTC

as you slipped away i found i lost
myself
in - - - search of you

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伤*
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November 9, 2013 12:03pm UTC

i used to laugh at plankton because he’s married
to a computer but now i am plankton

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happiest*
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November 9, 2013 2:23pm UTC

if a 99 pound person eats 1 pound of nachos that person is 1% nacho

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happiest*
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November 9, 2013 2:28pm UTC

high school sucks because you spend all 4 years trying to figure out which friends are genuine and as soon as you realize who your real friends are, you graduate

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QuoteMyLife
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November 6, 2013 7:44pm UTC

me quoting song lyrics: *gets one fave*
someone else quoting song lyrics: *gets 12123 faves*

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