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HaileyGraceHamilton
posted a quote
September 16, 2011 1:32pm UTC

You're dating my ex already ?
Oh, I thought the 5 second rule only applied to food ..
nmf

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theunicorn
posted a quote
November 17, 2011 9:55pm UTC

[[ Girl on her period ]]
Girl:Hey can you check for me?
friend:Sure, walk infront of me!
*looks at butt*
"Nope, you're good"
only me?

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theunicorn
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 6:14pm UTC

God
Has no phone, but i still talk to him
God
Has no Facebook, but he's still my friend
god
has no Twitter, but i still follow him♥

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An'*
posted a quote
May 23, 2011 8:32pm UTC

i could kiss a million guys,
and it still wouldn't mean as much as holding your hand. ♥

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brookeewing
posted a quote
July 1, 2011 12:23pm UTC

fav this,
if you know someone who has or had cancer.♥
not my format.

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Echo_741
posted a quote
February 12, 2011 10:44am UTC

My eye tears up,
I start to cry,
As my father whispers,
his final goodbye.
My mom is holding me back,
stroking my head,
as my father lays,
on his deathbed.
I'm bawling by now,
and everyone knows,
My love for my dad,
clearly shows.
Illness is bad.
Death is worse.
It will happen to all of us.
It's a never ending curse.
My dad closes his eyes,
and falls into heaven,
before I can count,
up to eleven.
He is gone now,
And I miss him so.
Why, oh why,
did he have to go?
»Fave this if you
never want to lose
your dad! ♥

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hearttbreakerrx3
posted a quote
September 19, 2011 5:59pm UTC

--------------------
|||||| Today in English my teacher was
saying how it sucks to like someone
who doesn't even notice you, I looked
at him without even thinking||||||
At the end of class he tapped me
on the shoulder and said to me,
"""How could I not notice you?
You're the most beautiful girl in the room"
♥
format by beautyinabox.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
October 21, 2011 5:15pm UTC

-
you can do it, Mom ♥

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DM16
posted a quote
January 7, 2010 1:13am UTC

.:Yesterday My 10 Year Old Cousin Said:.
♥
GIRLS ARE STUPID!
they | think | we | care | about | that | new | lip | gloss | they're | wearing,
they think we care -----------> about that new pair of ugg boots,
they think we care about that new outfit they spend all morning finding,
♥♥♥ they think we care about all that they do to impress us boys...♥♥♥
No we don't.
it's XX not XX because XX we're XX mean XX or XX dumb,
it's because that's _.·´¯`·.>> not what matters,
w h a t ........ m a t t e r s ........ i s,
the s m i l e behind ---------> the g l o s s e d lips,
the way she walks over to us whether it's in boots or not,
the way she looks gorgeous in whatever she is wearing,
we don't care about the stupid looks that much,
we care about the girl b e h i n d those sparkling eyes.
it's x not xx fair xx they xx say xx we xx don't care xx about x them,
it's just that we care more AaBbOoUuTt the girl inside the clothes.
looks like i've got a lady's man on my hands

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iwrotethisforyou
posted a quote
July 27, 2011 3:52pm UTC

SO, YESTERDAY. .
this guy that i really like came over to my house to hang out and watch a movie.
he was standing in the kitchen with me eating pizza when my 8 year old
little brother walks in.
my brother starts asking him all of these questions..
"Do you like this? This? What about this?"
to all of them the guy i like answers "No."
my brother says, "well geez you don't like anything do you!?"
the guy says, "No, that's not true."
my brother says, "Well what DO you like?"
the says, "Your sister.. i like her alot."
fave if you think he is adorable(:

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xfsoccer42x
posted a quote
December 18, 2010 11:33am UTC

ABOUT A WEEK AGO...
some girl in my grade
| dumped | a | guy. |
A POPULAR* guy too.
He was absolutely
h e a r t b r o k e n.
-----> In art class,
someone mentioned*
{her name.}
__he broke down,__
and started crying.
GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO.

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sillyslinky
posted a quote
August 26, 2010 3:02pm UTC

why does everyone
want their love to be like a movie,
when it only lasts 2 hours?
♥

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carlee32
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 3:19am UTC

i know i'll be the idiot who
trips down the isle on my wedding day
♥

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An'*
posted a quote
October 9, 2011 8:28pm UTC

someday he's going to look me
in the eyes and say, "thank you for not giving up on me." ♥

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xenicaDaniela
posted a quote
August 28, 2011 9:41pm UTC

A bestfriend should,
love you like a mother,
protect you like a father
talk to you like a sister,
and fight with you like a brother.

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jaydexox
posted a quote
July 20, 2011 5:56pm UTC

prettiEst girl's
on witty?
♥every. single. one. of. you.♥

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thewayiam
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 8:29pm UTC

fave this if you want;
Him to ask you out. Him to hug you. Him to kiss you.
Him to hold your hand. Him to kiss your hand.
Him to play with your hair. Him to put his arm around you.
Him to give you jewelry. Him to kiss you in the rain.
Him to compliment you. Him to win you a stuffed animal.
or,
a pony?(:

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KiddishKate
posted a quote
July 25, 2011 9:50pm UTC

my best guy friend
Came to my house tonight,
in the pouring rain, to tell
me that after 7 years of
knowing each other,
that he thinks he is
in love with me.
♥
True story. And he ended up crying while telling me..
nmf

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Chellsey
posted a quote
September 16, 2011 5:02pm UTC

If I'm weird around you, then I'm comfortable with you.

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b1air
posted a quote
June 14, 2011 6:05pm UTC

love is like
a rubberband. We keep pulling, someone lets go,
and it hurts the one who held on.
-not my format-

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