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t0mmy_45
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June 5, 2011 5:10pm UTC

Today was embarassing bcause i was in HOOTERS and my Mom just HAD to point out tht i got a..
b o n e r

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chels_xo
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June 6, 2011 12:20pm UTC

format by sandrasaurus
a baby-sitter
» is a teenager acting like an
adult while the adult is acting
like teenagers «

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taintedlove
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June 6, 2011 12:57am UTC

Some girls just need a high-five.
In the face.
With a chair.

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MyHomiesBeKrunk
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June 5, 2011 5:13pm UTC

*kid loses math book*
-next day-
Teacher: "Okay, class, get out your math books! And where is your math book?"
Kid: "He committed suicide.
He had too many problems."
♥

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b1air
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June 5, 2011 5:49pm UTC

Cheesy Pick-up Line #1
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns

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aimeebaymee
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June 5, 2011 7:41pm UTC

i hate when..
people come in my room, & when they go out,
they leave the door
WIDE OPEN.

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Forever1216
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June 5, 2011 5:52pm UTC

favorite if
you love wearing
a guys sweatshirt♥

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oxjoyyxo769
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June 5, 2011 10:39pm UTC

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Laacey
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June 5, 2011 7:22pm UTC

I swear,
my brain is 70% song lyrics.
♥

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Lainie
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June 5, 2011 11:43pm UTC

When teachers say
"from all this talking, I assume you're done."
SHUT UP.
From all of this complaining, I assume you’re single.

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xOstephh27
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June 5, 2011 5:07pm UTC

Yes I do,
smile stupidly at the computer screen, when someone says something cute.

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xoalicecullenxo
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June 5, 2011 9:21pm UTC

That Awkward Mom ent
w h e n y o u c h a n g e i n f r o n t o f s o m e o n e f o r t h e f i r s t t i m e

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cirkel96
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June 5, 2011 5:36pm UTC

& here's to that one boy
who you fall for over again everytime you see him
{nmf}

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Julianna1221
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June 5, 2011 7:24pm UTC

Stupid Laws #18:
In Louisiana, it is illegal to drink blood and/or pee, and to eat poop.

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pinkmango
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June 5, 2011 10:12pm UTC

today he asked who I liked over a text message; it took me 3 hours to send the text that said;
you, stupid.

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alexisloveswho77
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June 5, 2011 5:00pm UTC

Today, my 11 year old brother
Was singing his own version of 'Dynamite'.
What was it?
"I throw my tampon in the air sometimes singin' AYYY OHH,
let the blood flow."

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