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  1. Julianna1221 Julianna1221
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 7:40pm UTC
    Stupid Laws #19:
    In Maine, it is illegal to step out of a plane that is in flight, unless somebody else steps out with you.

  2. emd232 emd232
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 5:44pm UTC
    Maybe you should eat make-up
    so you can be pretty on the inside too :)

  3. XxSports52xX XxSports52xX
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 8:28pm UTC
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    Imy dad said
    if this quote gets more then 100 favs
    he'll quit chewing tabaco ;
    & &your fave might save his life
    <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

  4. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 5:28pm UTC
    Im staring at my closet
    full of clothes,
    but i have nothing to wear,

    only me?
    not my format.

  5. OriginalVouge OriginalVouge
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 6:20pm UTC
    Girls: Know how to fake a smile,
    Boys: know how to fake their feelings.

  6. Julianna1221 Julianna1221
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 9:22pm UTC
    Stupid Laws #12:
    In Idaho, it is illegal for residents to fish from a giraffe's back.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. fairytaledreamer fairytaledreamer
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 7:51pm UTC
    &&How many of you girls;;
    want nothing more than a summer romance.?

  9. Julianna1221 Julianna1221
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 10:33pm UTC
    Stupid Laws #15:
    In Iowa, it is illegal for any man with a mustache to kiss a woman in public. It's also illegal for a horse to eat a fire hydrant.

  10. ellarosemartinez ellarosemartinez
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 6:07pm UTC
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  11. lisac517 lisac517
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 5:40pm UTC
    Awkward eye contact
    with someone who used to mean the world to you. ♥♥♥

  12. Julianna1221 Julianna1221
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 9:34pm UTC
    Stupid Laws #13:
    In Illinois, it is illegal to pee in your neighbor's mouth.

  13. Julianna1221 Julianna1221
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 6:10pm UTC
    Stupid Laws #7:
    In Connecticut, it is illegal to walk backwards across the street after sunset.

  14. SecretsLieWithin SecretsLieWithin
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 8:02pm UTC
    Today he was texting my mother.
    I didn't even know
    but the convo went down like this:
    "I like you more and more each day but if you ever hurt my daughter I'm gonna hunt you down and kill you:)"
    and he replied, "America will get out of debt, Hell will freeze over, France will win a war, and the Eagles will win a super bowl before I EVER hurt her."
    I love him.

  15. JBieberFacts JBieberFacts
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 5:43pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fact #277
    Justin says he learned to beatbox by
    watching YouTube videos.

  16. boylover13flirtz14 boylover13flirtz14
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 7:29pm UTC
    She wrote his name on the bullet so everyone knew that he was the last thing
    to go through her head... ♥
    credit to maybenotxo

  17. lax_chick16 lax_chick16
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 5:29pm UTC
    That rock you kick...
    till you lose it <3
    Anyone else?
    nmf.

  18. ellarosemartinez ellarosemartinez
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 7:11pm UTC
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  19. izzylvd izzylvd
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    i love
    the sound of my name on his lips

  20. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 5:35pm UTC
    today,
    dora the explorer was on the tv & i lost the remote, so i was looking for it the whole episode & finally i found it at the end when 'we did it' was playing.
    i felt that me and dora had a connection.
    -mlia
    not my format.

:)

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