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happiest*
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February 7, 2013 2:02pm UTC

It Has Come To The Point,
that I only have to type a 'w' to bring up Witty Profiles.

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yourcool
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January 4, 2013 6:33pm UTC

first law of cartoon physics:
"gravity doesn't work until you look down."
because screw you Netwon, that's why.

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ThatsSoMeee
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December 23, 2012 4:35pm UTC

We have this idea
that love is supposed to last forever.
But love isn’t like that.
It’s a free-flowing energy
that comes and goes when it pleases.
Sometimes, it stays for life;
other times it stays for a second, a day, a month, or a year.
So don’t fear love when it comes,
simply because it makes you vulnerable.
But don’t be surprised when it leaves either.
Just be glad you had the opportunity to experience it.

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softballxwin27
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December 23, 2012 10:54am UTC

That depressing moment when you realize
the trash goes out more than you...

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fungirl
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December 22, 2012 3:55pm UTC

An unknown number was calling my 12 year old cousin...
He picks up and goes "Jim's wh0re house. You got the dough we got the hoe"
*Face Drops*
"Oh hey mom..."

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mcorbett105
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December 21, 2012 10:50am UTC

Say the opposite of these words:
1) Always
2) Coming
3) From
4) Take
5) Me
6) Down

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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colorfuldarkness
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October 26, 2012 6:28pm UTC

my dad says he trys not to drink cause he is allergic and he breaks out in hand cuffs

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yourcool
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October 24, 2012 5:42pm UTC

Boyfri(end).
Girlfri(end).
Piz(forever)za.

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Hogwartian
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October 21, 2012 2:19pm UTC

♚
I'M A
FANGIRL
AND WE
DON'T DO
"CALM"

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September 12, 2012 5:15pm UTC

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fallen_emerald
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September 11, 2012 2:00pm UTC

Jewish kid:Can someone help me? I can't concentrate.....
Eric: really? Maybe they should send u to a concentration camp! ~south park
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L0v3OrB3L0v3d
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September 10, 2012 10:08pm UTC

You know what sucks?
Fighting for that one person, you know will never
Fight for you;

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NotJustOrdinary
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September 10, 2012 1:47pm UTC

This boys dad calls emergency;
Dad: Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!
Five minutes later he calls back;
Dad: It's OK, I found another one.

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