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RachelLynn98

1. RachelLynn98
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   March 30, 2013 4:15pm UTC
   If only Heaven had a phone.
   
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2. RachelLynn98
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   March 30, 2013 3:58pm UTC
   If I'm weird around you, I'm comfortable with you.
   
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3. RachelLynn98
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   September 23, 2012 10:51pm UTC
   There's so much you can hide behind a smile..
   
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4. RachelLynn98
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   July 11, 2012 6:27pm UTC
   HE'S CUTE I SWEAR, LET ME FIND A BETTER PICTURE!
   
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5. RachelLynn98
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   July 8, 2012 4:34pm UTC
   Saying, "YOU'RE WELCOME" really loud when people don't thank you.
   
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6. RachelLynn98
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   July 8, 2012 4:29pm UTC
   If Facebook ever makes it so someone can see how many times you've viewed their profile,
   we're all screwed.
   
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7. RachelLynn98
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   July 8, 2012 4:21pm UTC
   Admit it, at some point in your life, you stuck a ball up your shirt and pretended you were pregnant.
   
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8. RachelLynn98
   posted a quote
   July 8, 2012 4:14pm UTC
   I love being in that mood
   where everything is hilarious.
   
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9. RachelLynn98
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   July 7, 2012 7:11pm UTC
   That awkward moment when you leave
   the shop without buying anything and
   all you can think is, "Act natural,"
   you're innocent.
   
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10. RachelLynn98
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    July 7, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you are yelling at someone
    and you mess up a word.
    And it ruins the
    seriousness...
    
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11. RachelLynn98
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    July 7, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    Teacher: Have you done your homework yet?
    Student: Have you graded my test yet?
    Teacher: No, I have other student's stuff to grade.
    Student: I have other teacher's homework to do.
    OWNED
    
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12. RachelLynn98
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    MATH
    Mental Abuse To Humans
    
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13. RachelLynn98
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 6:36pm UTC
    Blanket on - Too Hot
    Blanket off - Too Cold
    One leg out - PERFECT
    until the demon from
    PARANORMAL
    ACTIVITY
    grabs it and drags you through the hall.
    
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14. RachelLynn98
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 6:28pm UTC
    When;
    a girl is in love,
    You can see it in her smile.
    When;
    a guy is in love,
    You can see it in his eyes.
    
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15. RachelLynn98
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    July 7, 2012 6:12pm UTC
    I wanna write "I miss you"
    on a rock and throw it at
    your face so you know
    how much it hurts to miss you.
    
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16. RachelLynn98
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    STRANGERS
    think i'm quiet
    MY FRIENDS
    think i'm out-going
    MY BESTFRIENDS
    know im completely insane
    
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17. RachelLynn98
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    July 7, 2012 5:41pm UTC
    DO NOT
    INTERRUPT ME
    WHEN I AM
    TALKING TO MYSELF
    
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18. RachelLynn98
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    How fast can you guess these words?
    1. BOO_S
    2. _ _NDOM
    3. F_ _K
    4. P_N_S
    5. PU_S_
    6. S_X
    *Answers* 1.books 2.random 3.fork
    4.pants 5.pulse 6.six
    You got them all wrong didn't you? You dirty minded freak! :p
    
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19. RachelLynn98
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    July 7, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    People say you can't live
    without love...
    ...I think oxygen is more
    important.
    
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20. RachelLynn98
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    July 7, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    me: "I'm a ninja"
    you: "No, you're not"
    me: "Did you see me do that?"
    you: "Do what?"
    me: "Exactly"
    
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