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ashdan
posted a quote
October 30, 2010 7:07am UTC

a shot to kill the pain,
a pill to drain the shame,
a purge to stop the gain,
a cut to break the vein,
a smoke to ease the crave,
a drink to win the game;
an addiction’s an addiction,
because it always hurts the same.
♥

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stella2645
posted a quote
October 29, 2010 9:20pm UTC

The man who does the voice of SpongeBob died today, 10/29/10. Producers say the show will have about 2 more weeks of air time before it will be cancelled forever.
My childhood......... killed.:'(
</3
R.I.P

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xnevershoutshwilly
posted a quote
October 30, 2010 7:21pm UTC

❒ Single
❒ Taken
✔ Waiting for Shane Dawson

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Maritzaa_
posted a quote
October 16, 2010 6:26pm UTC

Favorite this ♥
if you have 3 tabs opened.
Witty, Facebook, Youtube.

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xCRAZYx
posted a quote
October 8, 2010 4:21pm UTC

I'm A Senior In High School.
Our School Has A Preschool Wing, And When I Was Heading To Class Today, A Little Girl With Autism Stopped Me In The Hallway.
She Smiled At Me, Took My Hand, And Said, "You're Really Pretty."
Her Teacher Cried;
The Girl Hadn't Spoken In Over A Year.
~KidsGiveMeHope

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cx3
posted a quote
October 16, 2010 3:54pm UTC

Dear Mom, ♥
It is with great regret & sorrow that I'm telling you that I have eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion & he is so nice, even with all his piercings & tattoos, and I love riding on the back of his big motorcycle. But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant & Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me & that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone & we'll be growing it for us & his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine & ecstasy we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now & I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your daughter,
Judith
PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm next door at Sandy's. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk drawer...I love you!

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HeyheyX_mondayy
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 4:21pm UTC

In junior high,
there was a kid on my bus who would always run home as soon as the bus dropped him off.
We would laugh at him every day.
We didn't know that he ran because he wanted to make sure his sister hadn't killed herself while he was gone at school.
One day, he missed school. A week after, he was back.
He stopped running. </3
(six♥billion♥secrets)

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thatsacex3
posted a quote
October 12, 2010 12:29pm UTC

When guys get jealous
it's kinda cute (':
When girls get jealous
World war III is about to start.

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rosieisodd
posted a quote
October 23, 2010 10:49pm UTC

the only people
who can truly
know your story,
are the ones who helped you write it.

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Purpleslurpee
posted a quote
October 23, 2010 10:34pm UTC

Today, I saw my friend drinking from the water fountain...
with a straw.

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toriixoxo97
posted a quote
October 22, 2010 4:55pm UTC

SO TODAY
I was in the car, and the song 'Love The Way You Lie' came on. My sister started rapping Eminem's parts. To my surprise, she knew all of the words. She's 7. Wow, what a beast.

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Hibuddypancakes
posted a quote
October 23, 2010 6:11pm UTC

A B C D E F G
gummy bears are chasing me.
one is red, one is blue, one is
peeing on my shoe.
now i'm running for my life
cause the red one has a knife
♥

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boomboomlove
posted a quote
October 22, 2010 7:00pm UTC

At my school, they have banned I ♥ BOOBIES
bracelets. Please fave if
you believe this is wrong.

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Shanapple
posted a quote
October 27, 2010 10:12pm UTC

Edward Cullen
--> I'm really happy for you, & Imma Let you Finish...
But sesame street had one
of the best Vampires of all
time. ♥

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Shanapple
posted a quote
October 27, 2010 10:14pm UTC

And Who Else
--> noticed that the word "Therapist"
Is spelled "The Rapist". ♥

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lovelovelovelove
posted a quote
October 27, 2010 5:55am UTC

Mom,
i'm 16, can i have a bra now?
>>No Justin.<<
♥

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orange_blue
posted a quote
October 27, 2010 5:20pm UTC

click to see this quote

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HeraLovesWitty
posted a quote
October 26, 2010 10:08pm UTC

that moment;
When you actually
--->>‘get’
the joke. (;

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BrokenSmile__
posted a quote
July 8, 2010 10:05am UTC

I want a person who
comes into my life by accident,
& stays on purpose.

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onemoreserenity52
posted a quote
February 21, 2010 12:49am UTC

when your girlfriend has
TaylorSwift
l y r i c s a s h e r s t a t u s ,
you know >>you’re either doing
[ something very right,] or
something very wrong.

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