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  1. MyNameIsDucky88 MyNameIsDucky88
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 3:40pm UTC
    I survived the Witty crash of August 15.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  2. hockeyjones17 hockeyjones17
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 8:10pm UTC
    Person: Hola! Como estas?
    Spanish Guy: *speak wicked
    fast Spanish*
    And you're like;
    Dude, chill Dora didn't teach me that yet!
    nmf/nmq

  3. AlliieGiirl AlliieGiirl
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 9:11pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  4. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 10:00pm UTC
    am i the only one?
    On Halloween when the bowl says 'Take one'
    You consider that as 'Take a handful and run' ♥

  5. chillchica4 chillchica4
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 8:43pm UTC
    Where are they now.
    Ned is twenty two year old singer.
    Cookie is a rapper.
    Drake has a beard and plays indie music.
    Josh is a director and producer.
    Zoey is divorced with a child.
    Addie Singer is a singer, actress, and model
    Lizzie Mcguire is pregnant.
    Raven is an ABC family star.
    Phil of the future is in a band.
    Zack and Cody went to college.
    Who else feels old?

  6. Babcock20 Babcock20
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 11:25pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    The girl with the smallest boobs acts like she has friggen double D's

  7. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 5:51pm UTC
    buying a new calender
    & flipping to your birth month to see if you got a good picture.. ||||||||||||||||| ♥

  8. Jessayyxo33 Jessayyxo33
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 2:12pm UTC
    Things we girls hate ;
    Texting him first.

  9. 16asboyle 16asboyle
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 8:10pm UTC
    Comeback last year:Your mom
    This year:Cool Story Bro.

  10. ImmaBeWitty ImmaBeWitty
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 4:04pm UTC
    Teacher : This will be a partner project. *looks over at friend*Teacher: And I will be assigning partners.damn.

  11. KristinReneea2011 KristinReneea2011
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 2:08pm UTC
    When i was little,
    _____♥My mom always told me not to write on walls....
    & when«
    I joined facebook..
    I felt like such a hardass\\\\\♥
    nmq////////nmf

  12. Jessayyxo33 Jessayyxo33
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 2:16pm UTC
    Things we girls hate ;
    Opening pads in public bathrooms.

  13. cx3 cx3
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 9:11pm UTC
    brb, gonna go take a hot shower.
    it's like a normal shower, but with me in it.

  14. Megzie234 Megzie234
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 2:05pm UTC
    the best part
    ♥of a juice pouch
    is blowing it up«
    when your
    done\\\\\\♥
    nmf

  15. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 8:35pm UTC
    DEAR JOHN,
    [♥] Let's go Back to December [♥]
    because If This Was A Movie, you'd be Mine by now.
    WE'D GO BACK TO BEING INNOCENT
    {like those who Never Grow Up.}
    ♥ A n d t h e S t o r y o f U s w o u l d s t i l l g o o n.
    I don't want to be Haunted anymore by our Last Kiss.
    How did we get
    so Mean like there's nothing Better Than Revenge?
    When we should be screaming Long Live this
    love that's Ours!//
    aLet's go back when you were my Super Man,save the day and let the
    Sparks Fly.
    ♥ We'd go back to our Enchanted place.
    {If only you'd}
    ♥Speak Now.
    Forever and Always,
    Taylor Swift
    n m f/ n m q

  16. xojuliiaa16 xojuliiaa16
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 5:56pm UTC
    The tooth fairy
    teaches children that
    they can sell their
    »»»body parts
    for money. ♥

  17. Gymdancer288 Gymdancer288
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 2:45pm UTC
    (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے
    S m o k i n g I s T h e B i g g e s t T u r no f f E v e r
    click the ♥ if you agree

  18. erikaajaguarr96 erikaajaguarr96
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 4:03pm UTC
    who else thinks it's cute
    when a guy says he likes you, straight up? ♥

  19. Emilyrose13 Emilyrose13
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 6:11pm UTC
    ♥--------------------- ---------
    I wonder ,
    What girls like more ?
    Being called hot , or being called beautiful . <3
    favorite for beautiful .
    comment for hot .

  20. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 11:04pm UTC
    Roommates
    Chapter 4
    "Hey! Carson, babe, I miss you." Nate said when he picked up the phone.
    "Nate, I miss you, too." I said, practically whining over the phone.
    "How was your first day?" he asked.
    "It was okay." I grumbled.
    "What happened?" he asked.
    "Well, my roommate, Tyson, said something today. He told me how you and I were never going to work out because of the distance." I said, practically laughing.
    I heard a long pause on the other line, with made my stomach tighten up.
    "Um, Nate?" I said after a minute.
    "Oh, oh. Ha. Yeah..." Nate laughed nervously.
    What the hell was his problem?
    "Hmm. Nate, are you okay?" I asked.
    "Y-yeah. Listen, Carson. I have to go to work now. Bye." he said, hanging up immediately.
    Strange. He always said he loves me after saying bye.
    I shrugged it off, maybe he was just in a hurry to get to work.
    I threw my phone back on my bed, and started searching online for my college books.
    I found myself closing my eyes, and falling asleep.
    ---
    I woke up the next morning, and took a extra long, hot shower.
    Thank God there were no classes today, because I was not in the mood.
    I blew my hair dry, and put on a black tank top with a pair of lips on it, bright turquoise shorts, black sandals, turquoise feather earrings, and silver bangles.
    http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=34428968
    I finished off my look with a few coats of mascara, and lip balm. I never wore too much make up, I liked to keep myself natural.
    I got out the bathroom, and went to my kitchen.
    I walked pass a girl whom I've never seen before.
    She was sitting on a chair, drinking orange juice, and texting.
    "Hey, um. Who are you?" I asked, the same was Tyson asked who I was on my first day.
    Her head snapped up, and she gave me a big smile.
    "Hey! I'm Leslie! You live here with Brett and them, right?" she asked.
    I nodded. "Yeah. I'm Carson."
    "Yeah, sorry for freaking you out or anything! Brett just bought me to his room yesterday. And the rest is history. If you know what I mean." she enthusiastically said.
    I frowned. Who would be so energetic at 8 in the morning? Then again, why was I even awake? There was no school today, and I could've slept till 2 pm.
    "Oh yeah. So, how's Brett?" I asked.
    "He's the sweetest thing, ever! We've been kind of on an off for the past month." she giggled.
    I smirked. Sweet? Hah. Brett? No.
    She was a nice girl. Too bad Brett will be a jerk to her, and rip her heart out.
    "Well, nice meeting you." I said, and walked out of my dorm.
    I needed to get some coffee at the cafe.
    I stopped by my personal mailbox, and sat down at the cafe, sipping on a latte, while reading my letters.
    I skimmed through them, and decided to read the one from my mother.
    Dear Carson,
    Hi, honey. How's college? We all miss you.
    Anyway, your aunt Sara is getting married next weekend. She invited us, and I promised we'll all go. She's having it in Massachusetts, which isn't very far away from Rhode Island. I bought you a bus ticket, and you'll have to go on Saturday. Sorry for the late notice, darling.
    Please call me when you leave for the bus, and here's a few hundred dollars to get a dress.
    Good luck in college!
    Love,
    Mom
    I sighed. I never liked Aunt Sara. She was annoying, and always got me lousy Christmas presents.
    For those of you who want to know how Nate looks like, just looked up Chace Crawford on Google, haha. (:

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