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  1. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 5:06pm UTC
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  2. Ribaby217 Ribaby217
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 5:13pm UTC
    you have a face. . . only a fist wouldlove♥nmf/credit to whoever

  3. dparsa dparsa
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 1:08am UTC
    and he watched her take off her makeup
    and wondered why
    she ever put it on

    nmf

  4. xlovestoryx xlovestoryx
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 6:13pm UTC
    Running around with your hand pressed to your head to keep your hair in place because you haven't found a bobby pin yet.

    Format by Sandrasaurus


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. love_life3 love_life3
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 1:13am UTC
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  7. Justagirlwhowantstodie Justagirlwhowantstodie
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 9:36pm UTC
    i often get bored after an hour or two on Facebook or Twitter
    but i can spend all day reading quotes on Witty and don't feel bored at all :)

  8. juliarose193 juliarose193
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 8:50pm UTC
    ohai gorgeous:)
    I don't have a twitter.
    »»»or a tumblr.
    So I'm not asking for follows.
    Or faves.
    I don't have some sob story to tell.
    I'm not asking anyone to pray for anyone.
    &This isn't any funny quote from some well known tv show.
    actually, this quote has absolutely NO purpose.
    But if you fave it you might just get something nice written on your profile & a follow ;D
    **lotsa love xo♥

  9. ciiaaraa ciiaaraa
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 5:41pm UTC
    imagine you were on your deathbed
    & your last words were ;
    "I left a million dollars in the..." ♥

  10. mhsoccer1224 mhsoccer1224
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 5:18pm UTC
    what am i supposed to do,
    when the best part of me was always you?♥
    nmf

  11. lvitale09 lvitale09
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 5:02pm UTC
    When I walk into Hollister
    1. I put my earplugs in
    2. I grab my flashlight
    & 3. I go straight to the clearance section

  12. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 6:54pm UTC
    I hate when I'm minding my
    own business, drinking a milkshake
    and bam, like a hundred boys show
    up in my yard.

  13. katie61696 katie61696
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 9:45pm UTC
    ;
    type here
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    when Snooki's relationships last longer than yours.

  14. WhatsMyName WhatsMyName
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 10:55pm UTC
    That hot guy moment;
    when he takes of his hat, does the flippy hair thing, then puts it back on. ♥

  15. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 2:38pm UTC
    the women who don't seek attention
    are usually the women you need to
    be giving your attention to
    - will smith

  16. mattiluvsjb94 mattiluvsjb94
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 4:28pm UTC
    Today my mom asked me
    to febreeze the house. being the lazy person that i am, i taped THE FEBREEZE BOTTLE'S CLUTCH NOZZLE THING DOWN SO IT WAS CONTINUOUSLY SPRAYING.I THEN PROCEEDED TO TAPE IT TO MY CAT.I SLAPPED HIS BUTT AND HE RAN AROUND THE HOUSE FEBREEZING.
    tHE NEXT DAY MY MOM COMPLIMENTED ME ON MY FEBREEZE JOB.
    MLIA.
    ♥♥♥

  17. Althearose Althearose
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 10:01pm UTC
    & & I hate it when
    I ask someone a question
    and they're just like;
    yeah.
    thaaanks.
    that was about as helpful as drinking water when you have to pee.

  18. JENNANiCOLE JENNANiCOLE
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 3:29pm UTC
    just me?
    while laying in bed at night, you create scenarios in your mind between you and your crush.
    nmf


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. lovelife6 lovelife6
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 3:09pm UTC
    asking a girl out
    over the internet says so much about a dude.
    nmf

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