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  1. funnygirl2 funnygirl2
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 2:16am UTC
    Ode to Happy Nerds
    If you're happy and you know it,
    Stay away from Doctor Who,
    Also Sherlock,
    Don't even touch Supernatural,
    Merlin is painful. Don't do it.
    *clap clap*
    If you're happy and you know it stay away,
    If you're happy and you know it stay away,
    SuperWhoLock makes you cry,
    And Merlin makes you want to die,
    So if you're happy and you know it,
    Stay away.

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 1:29pm UTC
    Do you know what I want to see?
    I wanna see a really cool Disney princess who can’t sing. I wanna see this pretty young girl who sounds like a beached whale when she tries to sing “Happy Birthday.” And none of the musical numbers feature her because she doesn’t sing. But halfway through the movie, she figures out

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 1:34pm UTC
    hey mom u mind helping me carry the stove to the bathroom i have to take a selfie

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 1:36pm UTC
    *witty happily*
    *remembers homework, exams and responsibilities*
    *witty stressfully*

  5. Hailea Katherine* Hailea Katherine*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 4:37pm UTC
    I always say
    Im done, then find myself trying again

  6. ocean pixie* ocean pixie*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 5:11pm UTC
    and you left me, standing on the corner crying,
    feeling like a fool for trying, I don't even
    remember
    why I'm wasting all these tears on you
    Please don't remove this!

  7. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 4:23am UTC
    Life is short.
    Smile while you
    still have teeth.

:)

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