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skimmingthepavement
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October 25, 2012 11:58am UTC

Katniss Everdeen: I'm the girl on fire.
Seamus (the one from Harry Potter that blows stuff up alot):Hello then.

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Secret42
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October 25, 2012 11:58am UTC

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IzzyWizzy1998
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October 25, 2012 11:19am UTC

Help Keep Grandma
Off The Street - Support
BINGO

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IzzyWizzy1998
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October 25, 2012 11:42am UTC

***
Yawning Is Your Body's Way Of Saying 20% Battery Remaining
***

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MariaOchoa2014
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October 22, 2012 12:47pm UTC

My Talents:
1. Speed texting
2. Procrastination
3. Sarcasm

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Crazygirl21
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October 22, 2012 12:53pm UTC

Feel The Fear And Do It Anyways.

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Crazygirl21
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October 22, 2012 1:01pm UTC

I Used To Sleep At Night.

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MizzPotter
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October 22, 2012 12:30pm UTC

Girlfriend: I-I have to go. I love you.
Boyfriend: Where? Promise you will see me next week after my Heart Surgery
-Girl leaves without saying anything-
-1 Week later, Boy is back home-
Boyfriend: Where is she?
Mum: Who do you think gave you the heart. <3

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MizzPotter
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October 22, 2012 12:40pm UTC

Dumbledore: 'All this time?'
Snape: 'Always.'

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Crazygirl21
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October 22, 2012 12:50pm UTC

You Know You Had Fun When You Can't Tell Your Parents What You Did.

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MariaOchoa2014
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October 22, 2012 12:52pm UTC

Things we do when encountering gadget malfunction
1. Blow it...
2. Hit it...
3. Throw it on a soft surface... (bed)
and my favorite
4. Curse it...

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Vampire123
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October 22, 2012 12:55pm UTC

Bruno Mars: I'll catch a grenade for ya, BUT, today I don't fell like doing anything

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Emilyycanfly
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October 22, 2012 11:41am UTC

I am never going bunjee jumping.
I came into this world because of broken rubber
I do not want to die because of broken rubber too.
Fave if you get it :)

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Lilred1999
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October 22, 2012 11:47am UTC

Friends ask you why your crying
Best Friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

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ChyGain17
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October 22, 2012 12:00pm UTC

Me: *texting people all day*
Person from school: who are you texting?
Me: Travis and Tess
Person from school: where'd you meet them?
Me:*runs away*

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Veronica Smith*
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October 22, 2012 12:11pm UTC

NO TRESSPASSING!!
VIOLATERS WILL BE SHOT,
SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN.
HAVE A NICE DAY!!!

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PhoenixTears
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October 22, 2012 12:32pm UTC

Today a friend and I had a
discussion about dinosaurs
and came to the conclusion
that t-rexs were only angry
and aggresive because their
arms were too short to
hug one another.
Not mine but loved this !

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Monkey666
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October 22, 2012 12:08pm UTC

*In Biology Class*
*Really Large Thunder*
Class: Dead Silent
Me: DUDE! That's a lot of Rain!
'
Friend: Holy Sh*t
*15 Minutes Later*
Girl: Oh My Gawd! Guys look it's raining!
Me & My Friend: *Cries*

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October 22, 2012 12:17pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Open question:
How can I be the life of a party?
Best answer:
Host it at your local cemetery.
Asker's Rating: * * * *

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