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  1. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 6:39pm UTC
    just because i don't start
    the conversation, doesn't mean i'm not dying to speak to you. ♥

  2. marisalynne marisalynne
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    The other day I was in Target buying makeup.
    Next to me was a girl and a boy holding hands.
    The girl was looking at the eyeliner and the the boy simply says, "Put that down."
    The girl looked confused, and he just said
    "You're so beautiful without it, why do you waste all your money to cover it?"
    Then he turned to me and said
    "You don't need it either. You're pretty without it."
    Guys like him give me hope♥
    -true story.
    -my quote.

  3. MikeyJames MikeyJames
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 7:15pm UTC
    We All Have That One Friend:
    who always gives
    relationship advice
    but is still single♥
    my quote/nmf

  4. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 4:23pm UTC
    When the teacher says
    "Partner up!" and you look at your friend but she looks at someone else.

  5. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 5:55pm UTC
    Shutting the door
    To force your pet into
    spending time with you.


  6. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. emma21 emma21
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    did you know you can bite off yourfinger
    as easily as you bite a carrot?
    but your brain is like
    "no! don't eat your finger!"
    and that's why you can't.

  8. soccergirl78 soccergirl78
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2011 12:36am UTC
    today my dad
    would've came home from Iraq instead I visited his grave and talked to him for hours about everything♥

  9. lexandjenrock lexandjenrock
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2011 9:05am UTC
    justin bieber interview
    interviewer: "would you
    date a 13 year old girl?"
    Justin: "Romeo was 16,
    Juliet was 13, i'd be her Romeo,
    she'd be my Juliet"

  10. Lollipop69 Lollipop69
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 11:34am UTC
    *Fav if you have ever
    given or received
    > > > The "Sup" nod < < <

  11. KatyMalfoy KatyMalfoy
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 11:42pm UTC
    for a very short period of
    time, you were the
    youngest person in the
    world.
    mind = blown.
    omgthatssotrue.tumblr.com

  12. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 2:39pm UTC
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    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥I'm Do You Realize That
    any of us could have walked past each other at any moment in our lives and not have known it
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

  13. GlamourGirl GlamourGirl
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    If he only wants your
    breasts,legs,and thighs
    send him to KFC

  14. way2kl4ubutily way2kl4ubutily
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2009 3:17pm UTC
    When I was younger, I didnt know I lived in a mansion.
    Then i went to a friends house and was like..oh.
    -Paris Hilton
    Like yesterday, I didn't know Paris Hilton had friends.
    Then I read this quote and was like...oh.
    -Me
    ***Haha no offense to those of you who love Paris.

  15. HotChelleRae_Luv HotChelleRae_Luv
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2011 9:50pm UTC
    i hate it when, i plan a conversation in my head,
    but the other person doesn't follow the script.

  16. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 3:19pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  17. rockandrolllamb rockandrolllamb
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2010 10:06pm UTC
    Did you know?
    When you snap your fingers,
    the sound is created from your
    middle finger hitting your palm
    – not your thumb rubbing against your index finger.
    >> fave. if you just snapped your fingers :) <<
    fave if you just snapped your fing

  18. Alybuzz Alybuzz
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 8:48pm UTC
    I'm Jealous Of My Parents
    I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
    . ......

  19. applejacks10000 applejacks10000
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2009 7:39pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  20. clicktheheartif clicktheheartif
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 9:03pm UTC
    Hey, you there!
    Can you stop scrolling
    for just a second;
    and click the heart for...
    the ones who lost
    their lives on
    Sept. 11, 2001.

:)

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