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fatkidslayer
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May 8, 2012 10:07pm UTC

i paid nine dollars for this.
I PAID TEN!

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ClayoTomatoe
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July 5, 2012 12:37am UTC

Not a second passes by
where I dont think about him food

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futuremetsstar
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July 5, 2012 12:38am UTC

Men when i said that it counts the most what a girl has on the inside,I didn't mean right on the inside of her shirt!

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fatkidslayer
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July 4, 2012 1:08am UTC

hello my fellow witties, if you just highlited the quote fave it and leave those noobs that have no idea how a blank quote is getting so many faves guessing:)

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BravoSierra
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July 3, 2012 12:23pm UTC

Witty: Please sign in to add this quote to your faves!
Me: *signs in*Witty: You are already signed in silly!
Me:Witty:Me:Witty:Me:Mom: So the computer just fell out the window?

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livelovelaughforever
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July 4, 2012 1:06am UTC

A cut here,a cut there,
no one will notice, no one will care.

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udontknowme12
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 4:02pm UTC

I want a guy who would hold my hand at the mall to make all the girls jealous
I want someone who would write me songs and sing them to me
Someone who is more goofy than romantic
A boy who would throw stuffed animals at me when i'm acting dumb
Someone who would bet me kisses that he could beat me at our xbox games but let me win
A guy who would make fun of me just to hear my laugh
He'd play with my hair & surprise me with 25 cent rings. Someone who i could share lollipops with & lay on a blanket with to count the stars.
We'd buy tons of disposable cameras to take the silliest pictures of each other. Someone who would have a water gun fight at his house.
But mostly... one who would be my best friend & would never break my heart. He would just always make me smile...
------------♥------------
not my format

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xXxGymnasticsXxX
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May 14, 2012 10:40pm UTC

1997: It's my life, it's now or never. I ain't gonna live forever. I just wanna live while I'm alive.
2012: YOLO

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ooboomonster
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May 7, 2012 10:44pm UTC

people: you're ugly
me: cool
people: you're stupid
me: cool
people: i hate you
me: I don't care
people: One Direction can't sing
me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run

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BrokenSmile__
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July 8, 2010 10:05am UTC

I want a person who
comes into my life by accident,
& stays on purpose.

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zubair
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 12:08am UTC

Love spreads as fast as plague......... But i wonder which is more dangerous.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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dreamforever14
posted a quote
March 14, 2012 6:09pm UTC

I consider myself a crayon...
I might not be your favorite color, but one day you're going to need me to complete your picture...
♥

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Itsbrynnbabe
posted a quote
March 14, 2012 5:44pm UTC

100 faves,
and i will send the boy i like on facebook
"Hey, I like you. okay bye."
<3

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ilovesoftball4
posted a quote
March 14, 2012 6:48pm UTC

Dear Algebra
stop asking us to find your
x, she's not coming back.

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beastgirl5555
posted a quote
March 14, 2012 6:49pm UTC

Who are you to judge me?
You have no clue what I'm going through.
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1.03.01

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Diamond_Horses
posted a quote
March 14, 2012 7:44am UTC

Nobody on Facebook wants to talk to me...
Nobody on Witty wants to talk to me...
FINE THEN!!!
I'll just go talk to Hank and Fred and my Diary....
THEY care -_-

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fatkidslayer
posted a quote
March 14, 2012 6:44am UTC

that depressing moment
when you go to pull a leaf of a tree but the whole branch comes off and you feel bad.

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lovestardoll423
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 6:34pm UTC

nmq/nmf
8 year olds have
Iphones, iPods, and iPads.
When I was 8,
I felt cool with new
markers

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