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July 26, 2014 9:46pm UTC

When people say dancing is easy.

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RIP
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November 17, 2014 8:21am UTC

legend says,
when you can't sleep at night,
it's because
you're awake in
someone else's dream...
Gif taken by dreamer*

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ImmortalTurtle
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January 5, 2015 3:53pm UTC

"Aw, please text me. Why hasnt he texted me?
Am I boring? Does he not like me anymore?
Am I too much? Is there something wrong with me?"
phone buzzes
texts says: hey
"OMG HES SO CUTE HES IN LOVE WITH ME"

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ilovepuppy11
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December 20, 2014 8:10am UTC

GIRL: DAD THERE'S A MOTH OUTSIDE THE BATHROOM DOOR, CAN YOU GET RID OF IT?!
GIRL:PLS HURRY, IM GOING TO CRY!
GIRL:DAD
GIRL:DAD
DAD: DAD IS DEAD. YOUR NEXT. LOVE MOTH

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mars*
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November 18, 2014 3:37pm UTC

When your crush finally talks to you:

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riddles
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November 18, 2014 12:01pm UTC

Waiting for a riddle? I thought so! Here's another one!
WHAT GETS WETTER AND WETTER THE MORE IT DRIES?
I have a feeling you guys got this!
hint: NOT A SPONGE
good luck!

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Madi_Milkshakes*
posted a quote
November 17, 2014 10:34pm UTC

WHY do we need school?
Music: We have YOUTUBE for that
Sports: There's a Wii
Spanish: There's DORA
English: Everything's shortened anyways [LOL, BRB, IDK]
Maths: That' why we have calculators for
Geography: I'll buy a globe
History: They're all dead anyways

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Madi_Milkshakes*
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November 18, 2014 3:45am UTC

That moment when you know your family so well, you can tell whose footsteps are coming down the hall.

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Madi_Milkshakes*
posted a quote
November 18, 2014 3:55am UTC

One day a rich dad took his son on a trip to a village.
He wanted to show him how poor people can be. They spent some time on the farm with the poor family.
dad asked: Did you see how poor they are? What did you learn?
Son said:
- We have one dog, they have five.
- We have a pool, they have a river.
- We have lanterns at night, they have the stars.
- We buy food, they grow their own.
- We have walls to protect us, they have friends.
- We have encylopaedia's, they have bibles.
When they headed home, the son said to his father: "Thanks dad for showing me how poor we are."

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mars*
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November 17, 2014 4:35pm UTC

Trying to win an argument like

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Cammie
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April 21, 2013 4:34pm UTC

"I babysat this six year old, and I was wearing shorts today..
and my scars were showing, I guess. He poked them and he said, "I know how those got there." I replied, "How?" He looked at me with a straight face and he said, 'I've seen them before. My big sister had them, and she said mean people put them on your body when they weren't nice to you, because when people are mean to you, you end up being mean to yourself. My big sister went away. I don't know where she went. Mommy said she's on a happy vacation somewhere, because she was too sad here. I miss her. Don't go on a vacation, please.'"

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happiest*
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 1:28pm UTC

My brother walked into my room.
He asked what the worst day of my life was.
I said 'i dont know.' and he said
'mine was today.'
i asked him why and he was silent.
i said 'did you and your girlfriend break up?'
he looked up with tears in his eyes and nodded.
he said 'she broke up with me for logan, my bestfriend.'
and i hugged him while he cried on my shoulder.
my heart broke.
he's only 9.

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_Jannette
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November 4, 2014 7:12pm UTC

Some girls: "all boys are the same"
Yes, because Zac Efron, Adołf Hitłer and Barack Obama share extreme similarities.

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purple_flower
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May 10, 2013 11:01pm UTC

*slides up to you* *winks at you* *gets nervous* *stutters* hhEy baby *starts sweating* uhhmm if I could rearrange the alphabet…*wipes away sweat* I’d….I’D PUT U AND ME TOGETHER….crap me isn’t even a letter.. *backs away trying to run away* *trips and falls*

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purple_flower
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June 17, 2013 8:23pm UTC

Everyone thinks I'm overdramatic when I'm upset but when an Octopus gets stressed out, it eats itself. now THAT'S overdramatic.

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purple_flower
posted a quote
September 10, 2013 8:43pm UTC

Me: *washes dishes*
Me: *touches piece of food*
Me: *screams*
Me: *breaks dishes*
Me: *jumps out of window*

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 3:02pm UTC

Roses are white
nightlock is blue
it’s called Catching Fire
not Hunger Games 2

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happiest*
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November 22, 2013 3:11pm UTC

apparently this kid at our school saw a kitten before getting on the bus so he just. picked it up. and stuffed it in his hood and he had it in the hood the entire day and it just took naps and he fed it his milk during lunch and every time the cat meowed one of the other kids would like cough or sneeze or shuffle so the teacher couldnt hear it and he even let it walk around on the tables in one class and the teacher never saw it it was so precious life is amazing

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happiest*
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December 14, 2013 3:23pm UTC

I sit next to a popular sports boy in my math class and he was sleeping so i leaned over and doodled a flower on his paper and the first time he didn’t wake up but the second time he did & smiled at me and later in class i saw he had doodled a whole tiny meadow around the 2 flowers and he was trying to hide it but it didn’t work..i know ur secret popular sports boy, u are just as dorky & cute as everyone else

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