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  1. komak1006 komak1006
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2011 8:24pm UTC
    laughing so ha rd you
    you feel a six pack coming on

  2. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2011 2:28pm UTC
    We're smiling but
    we're close to tears .
    Even after all these years .
    We just now got the
    feeling that we're meeting
    for the first time .

  3. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2011 7:03pm UTC
    well,
    aren't
    you
    a classy
    little prostitute.

  4. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    I HATE IT WHEN
    I'm writing something important and s o m e o n e b u m p s m y a r m

  5. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2011 11:57pm UTC
    Six out of every five
    students fail math .
    I wonder why ?.

  6. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2011 12:00pm UTC
    I'm a good enough person to
    forgive you .
    But I'm not stupid enough to
    trust you .
    Because trust is like ;;
    glass - once it's broken ,
    it's hard to fix .

  7. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2011 10:53pm UTC
    i wonder if i've met
    the person i'm going to end up marrying. ♥

  8. thagudiez thagudiez
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    your so ugly
    bob the builder
    looked at your face and said
    sorry i cant fix that

  9. Bucketkiaad33 Bucketkiaad33
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    Fav if you've e ver!
    1) Got attacked by a unicorn
    2) Had a pet dinosaur
    3) Died
    4) Put on socks
    Notmyformat.

  10. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2011 7:07pm UTC
    When guys run shirtless
    near you with six packs and all you can think is
    * (: I'm enjoying this.*
    & of course...a few other things.

  11. restrepoxx restrepoxx
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2011 8:08pm UTC
    JAMES BRASS;
    sixteen , from canada.
    and plays hockey.
    nothing about him
    seems a little familiar..

  12. Bucketkiaad33 Bucketkiaad33
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2011 1:23pm UTC
    Here's to the girls,
    That aren't drooling over JamesBrass.

  13. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2011 5:12pm UTC
    i want you to look at me
    like i have something other girls don't. ♥

  14. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2011 10:14pm UTC
    I spent 8 years wishing I was a teenager .
    && Now ?. I freaking wish I was five again .

  15. ditaaa ditaaa
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2011 9:12am UTC
    FACEBOOK FACT
    The people under your friends list on your wall are the people who visit your wall the most.
    fave if you didn't know.

  16. oxcoliexo oxcoliexo
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    i have 5 fingers for a reason.
    my pinky finger is for my best friend and the promises i'll never break
    my ring finger is for that special guy, when the time is right
    my middle finger is for the haters, to show them they don't phase me
    my pointer finger is to pick out my closest family members
    and my thumb is to show the rest of the world that i'm gonna be okay♥
    not mine

  17. STAD789 STAD789
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 8:32am UTC
    Its Amazing All The Stuff
    You Can Hide
    behind a fake smile ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. MySweetEscape MySweetEscape
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 9:00pm UTC
    Wewereonabench..
    Just sitting, when an older couple sat down a couple feet away.
    (They must have been about 60)
    They were adorable,
    with the man holding the woman's hand while the
    woman giggled at the man's toothy grin. So my
    boyfriend turns to me and says:
    That's us, years from now.
    I'll be old and bald, you'll be as sweet as ever."
    Then the older couple began to laugh and smile.
    So my boyfriends says: You know what he just said to her?
    I remember when we were like those two
    young and in love ♥ ♥

  20. snazzyteens snazzyteens
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 7:51pm UTC
    ♥It seems like
    I'm playing a
    constant game of
    Hide-and-go-seek;
    Because I'm Still
    waiting for someone
    to come & find
    >>ME.<<

:)

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