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The_Witty_Therapist
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 12:08pm UTC

w h e n i t c o m e s t o q u o t e s ,
marilyn monroe was a genius.♥
"a wise girl -
kisses but doesn't love,
l i s t e n s but doesn't believe.
and leaves before
she.is.L E F T."
♥
nmq/nmf

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pigglywiggly
posted a quote
February 16, 2012 10:19pm UTC

mom: hey wanna hear something funny
me: sure
mom: you know what the difference between you and a calender is
me: no
mom: a calender actually has dates
me:
mom:
me:
mom:
me: i know

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 2:53pm UTC

Hold your cursor over this quote
if your name is Brianna.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 12, 2012 7:46pm UTC

click to see this quote

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these_things_will_change
posted a quote
February 12, 2012 10:30am UTC

some people call it Valentines day,
I call it tuesday.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 12, 2012 3:24pm UTC

Every night
she cries herself to sleep thinking
' Why does this happen to me? '

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MilkAndDavid
posted a quote
February 12, 2012 6:45am UTC

Crying so hard,
You're silently
Screaming.
n m f

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maceigh
posted a quote
February 11, 2012 11:29pm UTC

"Hey, remember when you had a
crush on...."
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
February 12, 2012 10:36am UTC

She
gazed across the room of familiar faces, but she stopped when
she made eye contact with an adorable guy she had never met
before. there was something about him that made her want to
strike a conversation. he had the most beautiful eyes & she felt
lucky they were locked with hers ♥
He
gazed across the room of familiar faces, but he stopped when
he made eye contact with a gorgeous girl he had never met
before. there was something about her that made him want to
strike a conversation. she had the most beautiful eyes & he felt
lucky they were locked with his ♥

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 12, 2012 1:27am UTC

I find it really easy to get lost i n a good book.
i don't get how people "can't like reading".

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tylerr
posted a quote
February 12, 2012 3:54am UTC

if it's still in your mind,
then it's still in your heart.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 11, 2012 11:53pm UTC

Did she just...?
AWHH hell naw
gurl hold mi earrings.
format by jimmy365

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 1:17am UTC

and there he goes, so perfectly,
the kind of flawless i wish i could be ♥

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
January 4, 2012 10:12pm UTC

Imagine going to the doctors for a sore throat.
He would ask you, "What is the problem?"
And you would rapping Emimem like,
"I can't tell you what it really is, I can only tell you what it feels like. And right now there's a steel knife in my windpipe."
credit to tumblr :)

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tswiftforever13
posted a quote
January 4, 2012 10:37pm UTC

Did you know that our brain makes us see ourselves 5X prettier than we really are?
- well, i'm screwed.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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LEXIExTAYLOR
posted a quote
January 4, 2012 10:22pm UTC

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this is Squirt. ♥
fav so squirt can take over witty.(:

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Jade672
posted a quote
December 28, 2011 7:42am UTC

You're so cute when your breathing.
►

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Jade672
posted a quote
December 28, 2011 3:26pm UTC

The awkward moment when
you throw something at your friend and it hits somebody else.

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
December 28, 2011 6:39pm UTC

I Used To Have
c o n f i d e n c e , t h e n s o c i e t y d e s t r o y e d i t

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