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  1. margobxoxo12 margobxoxo12
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2011 4:36pm UTC

    It's really awkward when you go
    inside your closet,
    L o o k i n g F o r N a r n i a A n d Y o u F i n d
    the door to monstersincorporated.♥

  2. archuleta4ever archuleta4ever
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2011 7:39pm UTC
    .
    you:[3:25]; heyy
    him:[3:31]; hey!
    *dammit, he took 6 minutes to respond/: ....i'll show him.*
    you:[3:34]; what's up?
    *ha. i waited 3 whole minutes to respond. can you say hard to get?(;*

  3. x0loveyoux0 x0loveyoux0
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2011 5:13pm UTC
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  4. pickle_ninja pickle_ninja
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2011 11:16am UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When the GPS tells a gay person to go straight ..

  5. captaincharisma captaincharisma
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2011 6:11am UTC
    "Can i go to the bathroom?"
    "why didnt' you go at lunchtime?"
    ".. I was eating?'

  6. starzofthesea starzofthesea
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2011 11:15pm UTC
    & Who the hell is
    Esperanza Spalding
    and how in the world did she beat
    Justin Bieber
    Even if you aren't a JB Fan, you gotta admit he is much more famous than her.

  7. bbw2015 bbw2015
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2011 8:40pm UTC
    Hates how the one day that i go out in public looking like mess, i see EVERYONE that i know.
    just me?

  8. xxemilygoesrawr xxemilygoesrawr
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2011 9:28pm UTC
    LOVE is a disease ..
    that has the whole world
    infected.

  9. NeverShoutBecca NeverShoutBecca
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2011 10:24pm UTC
    Like if you'll be single
    ON VALENTINES DAY. :/

  10. jssx623 jssx623
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2011 11:24pm UTC
    Just like Barbie;
    ///////////////// Smiling even when she doesn't want to.♥ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

  11. emily_xoxox emily_xoxox
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2011 3:02am UTC
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  12. chara_tan chara_tan
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2011 12:40am UTC
    ██████████████
    My gay pet dinosaur
    wants to commit suicide.
    He said it would be better if he saw his dead father, mother, brother, sister, cousin, uncle, aunts, and grand parents again.
    If I get 9151655 favs
    I will show it to him and he will not do it.
    Please do it for Cookie ♥
    ██████████████
    Not My Format

  13. wonderstruck wonderstruck
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2011 10:47pm UTC
    ----------------------------------
    Who the hell
    Is
    Esperanza spalding?
    ----------------------------------

  14. jssx623 jssx623
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2011 9:15pm UTC
    --------------------♥--------------------
    & This is to all of the girls that
    Will be
    SINGLE
    Tomorrow.
    I know I will be -_-
    --------------------♥--------------------

  15. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2011 11:04pm UTC
    If me and my girlfriend were in a fight,
    and it got to the point where she was crying, I would shut up and hold her.
    - J U S T I N B I E B E R


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  17. livinglifeinthefastlane livinglifeinthefastlane
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2011 8:44pm UTC
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  19. SoccerAngleBabe SoccerAngleBabe
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2011 11:58am UTC
    News Flash:
    When a girl says"I'm cold,"
    You don't say "Me too,"

  20. BeckyXD BeckyXD
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2011 1:51pm UTC
    Favourite if you're waiting for his relationship status to change from "In a relationship" to "single"
    So you can start flirting with him again ;)

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