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daydreamer134
posted a quote
July 12, 2011 11:01am UTC

Isn't it ironic
that when you fold a heart in half, you get a t e a r d r o p ?
nmq

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xoEMMAxoxo
posted a quote
July 12, 2011 10:50am UTC

If someone were to harm my family
or a friend or somebody I love,
I would eat them.
I might end up in jail for 500 years,
but i would eat them.
~ J o h n n y D e p p
♥

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Jewel
posted a quote
July 12, 2011 3:56pm UTC

Dear people,
I'm not going to talk about boys,
Or girls,
Or Justin Bieber,
Not even black ops and heart aches,
You know what i'm going to talk about?
Turtles.
Because everybody loves turtles.
Especially when they're awkward.

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xolivi1233
posted a quote
July 11, 2011 8:53pm UTC

&admit it
we have all
had the fear
of our stuffed animals coming to life
in the middle of the night.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 12, 2011 4:44pm UTC

Realizing the zipper of your pants
Was down the whole time ,
And you freak out wondering if anyone noticed.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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livelaughlove1221
posted a quote
July 12, 2011 1:25am UTC

Favorite this quote if..
you're going through something that no one could
ever understand and you feel so alone sometimes, and
so worthless. Favorite this quote, and I'll be there for you.
♥
notmine.

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GillyHicks
posted a quote
July 12, 2011 7:54am UTC

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taytayx311
posted a quote
July 12, 2011 9:19am UTC

Does Anyone
else get embarrassed
when their mom is like "See that boy over there?He's checking you out"

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pigglywiggly
posted a quote
July 12, 2011 12:42pm UTC

hey bro u left ur phone at my house!
dude answer ur phone.
hello! bro i need to tell u something important. its about ur phone. u left it here.
dude it took me 2 hours to realize u couldn't txt me back.

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summerluv1224
posted a quote
July 11, 2011 7:06pm UTC

Am I the only one. . .
who thinks that being
hugged by him is just
about the bestest feeling ever
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marinaluvsu
posted a quote
July 11, 2011 10:18pm UTC

dude, i wasn't that drunk.
you were asking my cat why he killed mufasa!
nmq/nmf.

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simplequotes
posted a quote
July 11, 2011 9:19pm UTC

You know what sucks?
Vacuums.
You know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
Black holes
You know what's not cool?
Hot lava.

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livluvlaf1127
posted a quote
July 11, 2011 10:07pm UTC

when i was little... #2
Disney had more cartoon shows like Kim Possible, Brandy & Mr. Whiskers and Emperor's new groove.
Fave if you remember<3

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 12, 2011 4:20pm UTC

Avoiding male cashiers
When buying feminine products.

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beautifulx
posted a quote
July 11, 2011 9:39pm UTC

Good luck at your soccor game today! ;)
...Mom don't send me winky faces.
Why?
Because it makes everything sexual & awkward!
;)
MOM! D;
nmf/q

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XxGoffbal_lHannahLovesyouxX
posted a quote
July 11, 2011 10:52pm UTC

♥ Please fave this! (:
My mom said If I get more than 50 faves she will let me
Go to the beach with my boyfriend for a weekend! ...
Please fave this! You will make a girl very Happy! :]
Wouldn't you want to go to the beach with your boyfriend? & you could do whatever you want for 3 whole days! PLEASE FAVE :D ♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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IFeelLikeDancing_Tonightxx
posted a quote
July 11, 2011 8:51pm UTC

I Do A Lot Of Thinking
..........Before I Go To Sleep
I Play scenes in my head.
I practice the things i want to say.
i have endless "what ifs"
i make plans for the next day
i think of all the people i miss
i think of all the ones i hate
i ask myself a lot of questions

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AlliieGiirl
posted a quote
July 11, 2011 8:58pm UTC

You're twelve. Blow bubbles, not boys.

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