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  1. marinaluvsu marinaluvsu
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    Making fun of bakers kneads to stop.
    F o r r e a l d o u g h .

  2. marinaluvsu marinaluvsu
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    that boy im like in love with? yeah, he asked me out yesterday. ive never been happier.

  3. marinaluvsu marinaluvsu
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 1:14am UTC
    On May 26, 2012 at my Goya Olympics dance, around 11pm, I had my 1st kiss to my best friend/two year crush. I love him so much, my 11:11 wish finally came true.

  4. marinaluvsu marinaluvsu
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    quote credit to facebook
    The 5 Stages of Incessant Pop Music
    1. Denial
    "Yuck. I'll just pretend I didn't hear that..." *switch station*
    2. Anger
    "wtf? This song again? it's on every 5 seconds!"
    3. Bargaining
    "I'd give my left butt cheek to never hear this song ever again."
    4. Depression
    "I don't think I can live in a world that considers this 'good music'."
    5. Acceptance

  5. marinaluvsu marinaluvsu
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    Let's have a garden party,
    Lettuce Turnip the Beet.

  6. marinaluvsu marinaluvsu
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    ❤ 197 add to faves
    Quote # 5365561 was added by marinaluvsu to funny on 15 May 2012 at 3:22pm
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    Don't Fave
    double quote format by Breeze

  7. marinaluvsu marinaluvsu
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    If only my dreams came true..

  8. marinaluvsu marinaluvsu
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 11:27pm UTC
    This is a pretty format.
    Format by twilightgirl995

  9. marinaluvsu marinaluvsu
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    If we were around with Noah, then you.. me, pair.
    I'm going to make a series! :P Just 'cause they're funny.
    No intentions on insulting anyone at all.

  10. marinaluvsu marinaluvsu
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
    I'm going to make a series! :P Just 'cause they're funny.
    No intentions on insulting anyone at all.

  11. marinaluvsu marinaluvsu
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    My grandpa's having open heart
    surgery tomorrow.
    Please pray that his procedure will be successful, I love him
    so much and I don't want to lose anyone else anymore.

  12. marinaluvsu marinaluvsu
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    What You Can't Have
    Chapter 10
    I woke up in my bed, with an empty bowl of ice cream lying beside me.
    I didn't feel like getting up, I still felt horrible about the conversation with Tyler.
    Maybe I was wrong about the whole thing?
    I should have probably given him some time to explain...
    I decided to give it a try, I unplugged my charging iPhone and poked Tyler's contact.
    I pressed the phone against my ear, my heart beginning to beat faster after each ring.
    What would I say if he picked up? If it was a misunderstanding, would I forgive him?
    "Hello?" a husky male voice replied on the other line.
    I gulped.
    "H-Hi Tyler, it's Calista," I forced, almost whispering.
    "Oh hey."
    "Uh, can we talk about yesterday?"
    "Sure." He was making things so difficult.
    'Look," I started, "if you don't want to talk, we won't talk."
    I hung up.
    I didn't need Tyler, like sure, he made me happy, but there's more fish in the sea right?
    I through on an outfit, something that made be feel all "young, wild, & free"ish or "eff it I'm young"ish.
    White Nikes, a blue button down, denim shorts... I was so comfortable, no one to impress.
    I put on my Gucci shades and walked out the door, I took a taxi to Dairy Queen.
    I bought myself chocolate ice cream in a waffle cone, and happily ate it as I walked.
    As I was walking, someone caught my eye.
    A familiar face, I couldn't match any name to the person.
    It was a boy, his eyes looked so welcoming and known.
    Then, it came to me.
    I dropped my cone and stared, speachless.
    It was Teddy.
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    I haven't posted a chapter in forever! I'm sorry, it's just that I'm not feeling it anymore.
    I'm so busy, and I don't know what to write!
    Oh well, here's one though. (:
    And if you don't remember Teddy, read the Intro! (Or Ch.1?)

  13. marinaluvsu marinaluvsu
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 6:46pm UTC
    I'm spending Valentine's day with my ex...
    box 360.


  14. marinaluvsu marinaluvsu
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    People call it Valentine's Day,
    I call it Tuesday.


  15. marinaluvsu marinaluvsu
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    In Class
    The teacher asks a question
    and once they're about to call on someone
    I raise my hand too
    to make it seem like I knew the answer
    and that I was participating.
    dreambig01 's format

  16. marinaluvsu marinaluvsu
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    What You Can't Have
    Chapter 9
    I worked for my shift, returning home happily.
    My first day was a success, and it was actually fun!
    My first day, I was invited to a fashion show somewhere in the city, and obviously, I accepted the offer.
    As i savaged my closet for something to wear, i put together something, different.
    The colors popped, and it wasn't something you'd see people wearing everyday.
    Perfect attire for a fashion show, I guess.
    I gave myself a smokey eye and let my hair out naturally wavy.
    I unhooked my iPhone charging, leaving my room.
    A limo came and picke my up from the Plaza, driving me to the show.
    I took a seat next to my coworkers who were also invited, as we politely waited for it to begin.
    "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm proudly here to present our Fall 2012 line."
    We all clapped as the models strutted in and out.
    I watched, envying each and every one of their perfect bodies.
    After it was over, I snuck out, tired of this.
    I flipped out my phone, calling Tyler.
    "Hey, it's me."
    "Sarah? I was just about to pick you up."
    Wait, Sarah? Who was Sarah, I decided to play along.
    "Yup, wait, what are the plans again?"
    "Sarah, come on, we're gonna do it. At my place. We've been waiting for 2 years now,
    and now I think we're both ready."
    I was speachless.
    Tears began swelling up in my eyes, Tyler was cheating on me!
    "Ok," I weakly replied, hanging up.
    I called a taxi and got home, collapsing onto my bed, crying.
    I walked into the bathroom, cleaning off my smeared makeup.
    Why didn't Tyler like me anymore?
    Was I too fat? Too ugly? Not good enough?
    I cried again, eyeing the toilet... and I did it again.
    I stuck my middle finger down my throat, and threw up.
    I was then sitting on the floor, weeping quietly.
    I was all alone again, everyone was gone, and no one to go talk to.
    I saw the razor in the shower, but I suprisingly didn't cut my self with it.
    Instead, I got up and did something for myself for a change.
    I called room service, ordered a huge ice cream sundae, and watched movies all night as
    I got a massage, manicure, and pedicure.
    I was going to renew myself from my mopey self, and show whoever brought me down that I was better.
    That's it.
    I was going back home, to regular New York, to show all those kids that I'm not the same Calista
    who left that summer.
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    This made no sense. Whatever. LOL failing in life.

  17. marinaluvsu marinaluvsu
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    Picnik Is Closing.
    I'm kind of upset about it, but maybe people will start to respect other for who and what they really look like.♥

  18. marinaluvsu marinaluvsu
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    And the funny thing is,
    Pipa means cigarette
    and Sopa means shut up
    in Greek... ♥

  19. marinaluvsu marinaluvsu
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 9:00pm UTC
    I think I'm a monster, my attitude to some people, I'm sorry.
    Please forgive me...
    I don't like being a bad person but I can't help it.
    I'm hideous, when I get millions of likes and comments on pictures, I'm surprised.
    I don't know how to react.
    Sometimes I can't tell if they're just being nice or joking, or neither.
    But I'm not happy with how I look.
    Yeah, I really like him, and he likes me too.
    We're not dating, just to make things more complicated.
    But I'm not allowed to date.
    Would I date him and not tell my parents?
    Or date him, tell them, hope they'll be ok with it, so I can see him more often.
    I feel like I finally found out who my real ones are, so thanks.
    And thanks to the ones that never left me.
    Venting in general.
    I hate doing it and posting it, but if I delete it I feel like I'm keeping this all to myself.
    Even if no one sees this, i feel like I got this out of me.
    It lightens the heaviness on my shoulders.
    Wah, I sound like a baby. Who cares anymore.
    I'll probably delete this once it's up anyways.
    Thanks to whoever wasted a few seconds of their life to read this.. I guess..

  20. marinaluvsu marinaluvsu
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 8:43pm UTC
    Rap Is To Music,
    As Graffiti Is To Art.
    Tumblr's Quote, Marissa123's format


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