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1. ImJustMeh
   posted a quote
   February 26, 2012 1:59pm UTC
   There will always be:
   a "lie" in believe,
   An "over" in lover,
   an "end" in friends,
   An "us" in trust,
   an "if" in life,
   And a "u" in beautiful.
   nmf/nmq
   "-fr Ffrfr
   ♥
   ♥
   ♥
   ♥
   
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2. soccerloverx03x
   posted a quote
   February 26, 2012 12:01pm UTC
   That awkward run/walk you do
   when a car lets you cross the street.
   
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3. GoingGoingGone
   posted a quote
   February 26, 2012 8:14pm UTC
   Life is good, I can't complain
   I mean I could, but no-one's listening..
   ♥
   
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4. TayaElizabeth12
   posted a quote
   February 24, 2012 5:28pm UTC
   The only ' B ' word
   You should ever Call a girl is Beautiful. ♥
   
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5. OMGIMATACO
   posted a quote
   February 24, 2012 1:44pm UTC
   Overpacking because you
   "might need that shirt."
   
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6. BlackButterflies
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   February 24, 2012 2:10pm UTC
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7. rissa7373
   posted a quote
   February 24, 2012 2:19pm UTC
   When automatic toilets flush before you're finished.
   Excuse me, toilet, I'll decide when I'm done.
   ♥
   
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8. BravoSierra
   posted a quote
   February 24, 2012 10:10am UTC
   Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
   That awkward moment
   When you yell "Hey ho!" and about 15 girls turn around.
   
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9. lexielicous12
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   February 24, 2012 5:24pm UTC
   The moment you realize your period is over. 
   *FREEEEEDOOOOOM*
   
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10. FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 2:00pm UTC
    sneaking
    your seatbelt on slowly
    when you see a cop.
    {FunZy0x4}
    
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11. BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 9:44am UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Am I the only one
    Who will spend 20 minutes trying to get my messy bun perfect?
    
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12. MaeMae103
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    What you do when people sing Happy Birthday to you:
    5%-sing.
    10%-Smile.
    85%- Sit there like an idiot trying to figure out what to do with yourself.
    Nmq
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl
    
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13. hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 9:48pm UTC
    Instead of using "LOL",
    use "LSIMHBIWFEFMTALOL"
    laughing silently in my head because it wasn't funny enough for me to actually laugh out loud.
    -teenager posts
    
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14. yourcool
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    February 21, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    there's always that one song on your iPod
    that plays way too loud and scares the crap out of you.
    
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15. JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    format-br0kenwings
    They say we don't belong together.
    But they also said the world was flat.
    
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16. Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
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    February 21, 2012 8:14pm UTC
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17. hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    Atelphobia;
    the fear of not being good enough.
    
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18. Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    ☺
    it's amazing what a smile can hide.
    {mouse over}
    
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19. beachbabe7
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    Dont bother putting your hand over my mouth when you want me to shut up...
    I will lick you.
    nmf
    
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20. mayday
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    The awkward moment when
    you're taking a bite of pizza, & you accidentally bite the whole entire layer of cheese off.
    notminecredittowhoever
    
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