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  1. soccergirl2579 soccergirl2579
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    Everyday Situation
    Me: Hey...
    family: OMG ! SHE FINALLY CAME OUT
    OF HER ROOM!
    Me: Bye.
    just me?

  2. you_know_you_love_me you_know_you_love_me
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 11:09pm UTC
    Girl: HoHoHo.
    Boy: Is santa coming?
    Girl: No, your girlfriend is.

  3. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 11:17pm UTC
    you could have changed everything in the relationship,
    except the most important thing ---- fate.
    if you were meant to be together, you would be.

  4. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 5:24pm UTC
    We'd have some hot kids
    what!
    Auto correct, sorry.
    you don't have an iphone...

  5. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 5:06pm UTC
    LAUGHING SO HARD,
    you feel your
    6 pack coming in.

  6. maxxvolume13 maxxvolume13
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 11:03pm UTC
    I'm pretty sure the guy
    who put the "r" in February
    Also came up with the spelling for Wednesday
    nmq/nmf

  7. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 3:25pm UTC
    credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
    I'm sorry that I will never be
    your idea of beautiful.

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 3:27pm UTC
    The worst thing a boy could do to
    a girl?
    Well personally, I think it's to ignore her
    while she is loving you
    with all her heart
    -Liam Payne
    format ThatsSoMeee ♥

  9. Bieberluver0 Bieberluver0
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 8:33pm UTC
    So you like bad boys?
    Yeah
    Well, not to impress you or anything but at Walmart I enter through the exit.

  10. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 7:45pm UTC
    I don 't think i 'll ever be good enough
    for anyone and that's what really scares me.
    NMF

  11. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 6:54pm UTC
    "Of course I like you. It's becuase I like you I don't want to be with you.
    It's a complicated emotion."
    ~ Finding Nemo ♥

  12. Laureeeen Laureeeen
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 7:31pm UTC
    WHEN A GIRL IS IN LOVE
    You can see it in her smile
    WHEN A GUY IS IN LOVE
    You can see it in his eyes..

  13. Laureeeen Laureeeen
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 7:07pm UTC
    Boy, you must be blind
    If you can't see the way she looks at you

  14. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 10:44pm UTC
    someone asked me if i knew you,
    and a million memories
    flashed through my head.
    i laughed and replied,
    "i used to think i did."

  15. pluto* pluto*
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 6:18pm UTC
    psychological fact:
    emotional pain lasts for only 12 minutes.
    anymore than that makes it self inflicted.
    heartbreak is your choice. psychologically.
    notmyformat

  16. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 9:28pm UTC
    Emotionally: I'm done.
    Mentally: I'm drained.
    Spiritually: I'm dead.
    Physically: I smile.

  17. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 8:04pm UTC
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  18. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 6:57pm UTC
    MAYBE YOU DON'T NEED THE
    WHOLE WORLD TO LOVE YOU
    MAYBE YOU ONLY NEED ONE PERSON.
    - KERMIT THE FROG

  19. nikkibubble nikkibubble
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 8:09pm UTC
    yes im a girl;
    i push doors that clearly say pull
    i laugh randomly at things that happened a
    day ago. I stay up late thinking of him
    Sometimes i feel very insecure and i don't
    believe in myself. I get jelous quickly.I spill
    things alot. My hair doesn't stay in place.I'm
    pretty clumsy.I'm afraid of falling in love.
    My makeup smudges. My music
    explains everything.I'm not perfect
    But if you treat me right i will be
    with you forever.
    yeah im a boy
    i don't show my feelings until
    the last moment, i get scared &
    confused but try hard to hide it. I say
    sorry when it's too late. I don't ever
    tell her that i miss and need her. I'm
    nervous at my friends opinions of her.
    I reply stupid one word text when i don't
    know what to say. I sometimes act
    like i don't care. She's in my mind all day even
    though i sometimes don't show it.
    But i'll treat her right.

  20. iloveyaahx3 iloveyaahx3
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 6:09pm UTC
    our small, stupid conversations
    mean so much more to me
    than you'll ever know.

:)

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